[spoilers] 8.2 Rise of Azshara discussion thread

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The pictures of the apartment online Vs the house viewing

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But the apartment is still priced as though the first picture is accurate.

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“20 minutes to downtown” but there’s nothing to do downtown

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“Excellent transport links” means there is a bus that runs once an hour from 10am until 5pm, not on bank holidays or Sundays and takes the longest possible route to the hub.

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“Lively neighborhood” gunshots at 2am and dubstep at 4am

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“Newly refurbished” the landlord hired his out of work cousin to put some fresh paint on the walls and a cheap bit of patchy carpet down but the whole place still stinks of cigarettes

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“Smoker free” there’s a dirty yellow Xbox in the living room (I always found that to be a bigger giveaway than smell tbh)

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“Friendly Local Wildlife”

There are rats in the pantry, some of which are dead, and a bear problem in the woods. Sometimes you can see the local Druggies fighting the bears.

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I mean, I’m fine with the ruins part of the map. What I’m not fine with is…well, everything else. Where is this sprawling metropolis which Azshara boasted would eclipse the Zin’azshari? Still trying to find it…

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“No pets allowed” because there are already numerous vermin and bugs living in the walls and ceiling

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I honestly just assumed she only opened a small portion of it to us, the rest is behind the water walls

She doesn’t want us ruining the good part of town with our murderhoboing. Terrible for real estate.

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And yet she opens her palace to us? :thinking:

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It’s her smaller palace

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It’s her second home which she claimed on expenses, which are paid in through taxes by the general naga populace.

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Seriously though, this is a bit underwhelming. I was looking forward to both Argus and Nazjatar for years and we got this crap…

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She could just drop the water walls the second we actually get close to her palace (where it stops being funny) but doesn’t because…uh.

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She’s crazy.

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She wants us to get into her palace according to datamine dialogue for the raid. Justasplanned.jpg

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It’s because she’s smug and believes she’s holding the strings. Also, she needs the heart of Azeroth to break N’zoth’s prison.