[SPOILERS] Your Best High Overlord Saurfang Facts

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In memoriam of the greatest Orc who ever ate Pork, I think it’s only fitting we bring a Vanilla Barrens tradition back to the present. For those of you who are not in the know, long ago we used to tell of the feats of the mighty HIGH OVERLORD SAURFANG.

These were essentially just Warcraft Chuck Norris jokes.

So, I invite you to tell tales of his feats, so we may sing the song of the High Overlord! Here are some of my favourites:

No one until today has ever known Saurfang’s true DPS. His opponents have never lasted that long.

A few months ago, a Blizzard employee tried to delete Saurfang’s in-game model for fun. In order to save their lives, the company had to evacuate and lay off that employee’s department.

Saurfang likes Trolls, Orcs, Goblins, and Tauren. He does not like Blood Elves or Forsaken. This is why they start out with lower rep.

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He’s dead.

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He died like a female dog.

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He was one of my students.

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Saurfang’s mom was a Beyblade.

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There is no Cow Level. At least, not after Saurfang went there.

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He didn’t cheat in his Mak’gora unlike a certain someone.

Also he once dropped his axe, which let out his pet lizard and cleaved the world. We called that the Cataclysm.

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No one has cheated in any mak’gora that we’ve yet seen.

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Thrall in WoD hello??

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Thrall didn’t cheat lol

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What about it?

It was a continuation of their previous mak’gora in Wrath in which Garrosh dual wielded in full armour and Thrall used magic. How did he cheat?

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No rules were stated during their duel compare to the one with Cairne and Garrosh.

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Stating rules before Makgora is like going OOC into whispers to say you don’t accept duel as a way to resolve conflict.

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I stand corrected then.

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Shagara and Ashra used magic heavily in their Mak’gora, female orc vs male blood elf.
Their rules were

  • One weapon was allowed.
  • Body armor was forbidden, but not clothing.
  • The combat was to the death."
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He managed to avoid his rebels talking about jarred sauces unlike those in Mulgore, avoiding them look like an utter embarrassment.

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According to Hekazi he once cut down ten enemies with a single blow.

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I remember that Hekazi guy, what ever happened to him?

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He lost his life… in the third war…

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Well :poop:. That really strips the mood.