Dear Blizzard Customer Support,
I hope this message finds you in a state of self-reflection, for I am about to unleash a storm of truth upon you. I am writing to express my utmost disappointment and frustration with the abysmal level of service I have received from your team. It is truly mind-boggling how you manage to consistently decline my support tickets, even when I provide irrefutable proof of my residency in another country.
Let me make one thing abundantly clear: your inability to handle basic customer support queries is nothing short of astonishing. It is as if you have assembled a team of highly trained monkeys, equipped them with typewriters, and hoped for the best. Well, newsflash, Blizzard: monkeys do not possess the cognitive abilities required to provide competent customer support.
I have painstakingly provided every shred of evidence required to prove my residency in another country, yet your team seems to possess a remarkable talent for conveniently ignoring such proof. Are you all suffering from a collective case of selective blindness? Or perhaps you have a secret agenda to discriminate against customers who dare to venture beyond the borders of their birthplace?