I had to choose between a Tauren and a Troll for my Druid and the Tauren won hands down and twice on a weekend. It is just so much better looking than a Troll. I love my Tauren Druid. /moo
PS. Give me Vulpera Druids and this cow is steaks in minutes…
Lay one finger on my Tauren friends and I’ll be very upset >:(
I assume you wanted the steak for yourself, eh?
Listen here, Fido, my people gave you the power of awroooo, and then we gave you the ability to control said awroooo, so if we tell you to cut us some steak, you better cut us some steak from the finest bovine produce in Mulgore, or we will Nightwarrior you. Simple as that.
The good news is we don’t actually like steak. As elves we feed off magical energy. Lucky coincidence, eh?
Ninja art: Flight form!
This thread started of in a nice way, but I think it is time to abandon it
Now that is a very convincing flight form. Outstanding move!
You may live yet another day.
Thank you 
I practise every day while pressing space 14 million times 
Oh now you reminded me of Natural Selection.
It’s got two factions, and you choose one of them at the start of the game. One of them has a little bird that spits gas clouds and can bite enemies. What’s unique about this, though, is that you have to manually flap your wings and turn the body sideways, and if you get too much momentum in one direction, you just keep flying. It’s actually cool as heck. You flap your wings with the space bar.
I like taurens too, beef stroganoff is delicious
punts!!!
Don’t Night Elves eat Worgen? At least in Goldshire on the Argent Dawn realm you do. Woof woof… Ahwoooooo… * smiles slyly *
Not in the normal world. Argent Dawn is purgatory.
Good thing I’m on Moon Guard now, right?
Right??
These hooves are made for stomping,
And that’s just what they do,
One of these days, these hooves
are gonna stomp all over you.
![:smiley:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/smiley.png?v=6" ":smiley:")
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Anyway, there is actually something I genuinely like about RP realms now: They don’t shard unless you’ve got warmode on. I’m currently on a low pop alliance server that still manages to have sharding while trying to run a Mythic guild. Anything to lessen the pain… maybe even the existence of Goldshire Inn…
Hi i’m Butterbean and i’ve treat like a piece of meat, humans from the syndicate had beef with me, they pinned me down and milked me. They drank it in their tea they drank it with their wives!
I’m here to spread the moo that tauren males don’t produce milk!
I’ll share a story from my earlier days.
It was me, a lonely weak orc… wandering about clueless and eyes full of hopes and dreams of becoming an adventurer!
As I roamed the lands finishing quest after quest, for the glory of the horde! my curiosity led me to not report my finished quests and rather explore even more, and my foolishness soon led me to one of my most dreadful memories, it was a very powerful Alliance member, his presence was enough to send chills down my spine.
This Alliance member then began to torment me, like a cornered rat I had no escape and was helpless as the Alliance member kept harassing me, and then suddenly out of nowhere a hero came and saved the day.
It was a Tauren Warrior clad in gear rewarded only to those that have served the horde the most, Powerful and Herioc this warrior made quick work of the Alliance member, and then the hero expressed concern about why I’m in such a dangerous area, that day I learned better about the map, pvp zones, areas, and how to communicate incase such an incident happened.
While we were talking the warrior offered to lead me back to camp, while we could talk more about how to become a better adventurer and what to do next! then suddenly the Alliance scum rose from the dead, furious the focused their gaze fully upon me, only to be met by two sinister undead rogues, they killed the Alliance member before they could even react.
I remember their conversation vividly.
Rogue A : Lol
Rogue B : Let’s camp him
Rogue A : FTW
And then they began eating the corpse, and sitting and standing on top of it in a very fast manner, as if they were showing dominance over the scum, the hero that saved me laughed, and told the rogues
Hero : Lol pwned
Hero: this guy’s new I’m going to help him abit and then we can pwn some noobs afterwards.
My first pvp memory was super fun! that tauren was soo nice and he even gave me some gold, and as you’d expect any horde member, totally a douche to Alliance xD as all things should be.
I do miss being a Tauren. I may go back at some point though I already have my Paladin, Warrior and Death Knight slots filled.
Tauren are big, imposing and the true embodiment of “Paragon Honour” within the Horde. I did enjoy making transmogs for my tauren despite the process being incredibly obnoxiously hard!
Apart from Transmogs, my one qualm with Tauren is the fricking back-sheathed weapon placement. For the love of god, Blizzard, change this! When a single weapon is equiped angle the blade closer to vertical so that it isnt sticking out to one odd side like a busted wing! ![:sweat_smile:](https://d1bg94bbsh66ji.cloudfront.net/en/wow/images/emoji/twitter/sweat_smile.png?v=6" ":sweat_smile:")
Yeah, this is a carry-over from when CRZ was introduced. There was a massive outcry from the RP community, to the point that Blizzard disabled the system for RP servers within weeks of introducing it.
RP servers are extremely dependent on a coherent realm community, much more so than regular servers.
No, they’re not. We’re all dependent on it. CRZ and phasing are a colossal mistake. It means you don’t get to meet the same people enough, so they never learn you by name, temperment, and by the appearance of your character, so you never get to become one with it by having yourself be referred to by your character’s attributes across a wide persistent world.
it’s not just an immersion killer when everyone appears and re-appears randomly - it’s got a far more insidious effect than that which kills immersion even more. It makes you think of your IRL self as opposed to your in-game self. It’s really bad.
I like where this thread is going.
/moo