so many amazing things have happened to me lately.
it started when i walked past a gym and suddenly became super buff.
now it doesnt matter what i eat ofc i just have to walk past the gym and i can keep my 26 pack.
i ate my weight in sugar and fried foods which is a lot because i am really fat and still managed to keep my 34 pack by walking past the gym.
then i stood in line at the grocery store and the girl at the checkout said hello to me and asked me if i wanted any bags ofc she was into me.
im going back next week to get her number.
i also stubbed my toe so had my leg amputated but at my 79th outpatients appointment since last week the dr said ill be walking on it again by sunday.
I got 6 years paid time off from work for it ofc.
the girl at the checkout gave me a receipt too so now we are dating.
im so lucky i will buy a lotto ticket and definitely win but it wont change me.
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I hope you wrote all this whilst doing all your 36000 stomach crunches you inspire me and many other’s and thank you so much for sharing.
back from my appointment, only need one more apparently then life returns to normal.
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Two hopefully cracking games of Rugby later, Ireland Vs France & Wales Vs Scotland
& then down to the pub with my son to celebrate his Birthday.
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It sounds very far-fetched imo.
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I got my love rocket mount yesterday.
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Seeing my work finally pay off.
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I just ate 20 weetabix and then did 100 reps bench pressing 240kg , whilst playing Hogwart’s.
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one of the strongest and most persistent trolls went on a 3 month vacation
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First day of my time off from work 
Who were you on for?. I dont want to write results for people who haven’t saw yet.
I wanted Ireland & Scotland to win
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Im assuming they didn’t- bloody shame if so, the Irish are looking great this year
I finally have a backup driver to take some pressure off me for home deliveries.
On a side note,can some of you lay off Twiggz please - i dont get how you can accuse him of lying unless you know him IRL. Im a total neutral in those arguments btw…
Nice of you to give Soul some extra deliveries…
never have. Called him a drama llama, toxic, an attention seeker and the curator of his own misery but never outright called him a liar. However, I do believe he exaggerates greatly for attention and I can easily see why people call him out for that, after all this is, apparently, a grown adult fast approaching 40 who is saying these things and not a child of five who is making up stories as part of the normal developmental phase of the imagination.
However, from the screenies I was sent on discord earlier I don’t think this will be an issue again. Circumventing a ban by using another account to post from is a guaranteed perma ban from the forum and as his second account has had a fair few posts, including those informing it was a second account circumventing the ban of his main, have been removed it is likely the drama from that corner is gone 
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My guild just downed raza on heroic!
Got my KSH and my AOTC now!
All my goals are completed for this season! Yay.
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Nah, we work for different companies - and besides, keep the miserable bald git the other side of Hadrian’s Wall… 
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I woke up in sweat after what should have been a nice dream but instead made me extremely stressed thinking about someone I miss.
Then I checked the orbituary like I do once a month for my grand aunt who I haven’t spoken to in a couple of years and found out she passed away yesterday.
Great day.
