That idiot tank! (funny stories and furious rants)

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…which is why I have a sort of counter-thread on mind, for the occasion :smirk:

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So you plan on countering a thread that’s meant to counter the already existing threads that you now also have in mind? :thinking:

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Sweats nervously in tank main

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What are doing naked in goldshire? Hmmm? Smells fishy

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Just don’t make one about healers please, I’d have to cry myself to sleep at night…

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My favorite tanks are the ones who forget the weekly affix and do a massive pull.

And suddenly we got 20x explosive orbs about to remind him.

Tanks who refuses to use defensive cds on trash packs are also among my favorites!

My own “idiot tank” moment was in kings rest on the bridge with the golem on my prot paladin, used steed to dodge the beam.

…and I did a little jump which sent me flying of the bridge while my friends on discord howled.

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Wow rules (tanks)
Step 1- Pull all dungeon
Step 2- Use all cooldowns
Step 3 - Die :frowning:
Step 4- Spam chat wtf heal noob heal kekw

Xxx left this grp

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Hmm, not sure if I’ve seen a tank appreciation thread these days :thinking:

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Then blame blizzard for making bosses require tanks to kite bosses after a certain keystone level. It’s all on the devs, never the player.

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I deny any claims that I ever attempted to tank a M+ dungeon with a fishing rod equipped!

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Everyone does it :shushing_face:

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Lol, yep, yesterday i switched to nf and guess what :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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You think? :blush::joy:
There arent many showers, so :joy:

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Holy…

I was going to do a theater of pain, we have no enrage dispel in the party and the tank pulls the bloodhorn into the boss.

LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THAT. WE DIED MISERABLY.

“What are you doing healer?”

NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, TANK? WHY ARE YOU PULLING THE BLOODHORN INTO THE BOSS WITH NO ENRAGE DISPEL.

Oh, this was also fun;

Like, what. We had 40% at a point you usually have 70%.

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:flushed: I’m a dwarf, what’d you expect? 🫢

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If I’d been in that group I’d have laughed my butt off and given you an achievement.

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I dread to ask more… :rofl:

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did m plus 1 dude tank no cleu he doing just run around hoa given 11 frist week ok but still dude run around like headless chicken ye thet dude eh dont know he good score i tink he was boost pleb relly bad game took 3 hours explain whit google translate how dungen work hahaa :rofl:

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50 shades of goldshire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Oh yeah, tanks dragging out mobs from a freshly made Wild Spirit is not fun, not fun at all.