The 10 Rules of Solo Shuffle

RULE #1 of Solo Shuffle
If a dps sucks, it’ll be on your team

RULE #2 of Solo Shuffle
If a dps will leave, it will be the guy who died on round 1 and round 2 on your team

RULE #3 of Solo Shuffle
The healer on your team on the first match will conveniently forget he is playing World of Warcraft.

RULE #4 of Solo Shuffle
The dps you lost 2 rounds with will condition you to think that he never uses defensives, only to use them every game against you

RULE #5 of Solo Shuffle
If you think you are going to win, someone on your team will do everything humanely possible to throw

RULE #6 of Solo Shuffle
It’s always Blade’s Edge

RULE #7 of Solo Shuffle
If you have breakable CC, the second you use it your team will drop what they’re doing so they can break it

RULE #8 of Solo Shuffle
If someone on your team is in breakable CC, it will always be in Narnia.

RULE #9 of Solo Shuffle
A druid will always cast his cyclone. Always. Your teammate missing their kick will make sure of that.

RULE #10 of Solo Shuffle
The game will always prioritize to match you with people on a 15+ lose streak

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why not just make the list shorter with #1 dont play solo shuffle

the mode is basically garbage and added to the game with design that no one wanted it to be added in or not atleast from anyone of the crowds playing soloqs on private server which use 1 round system into 3v3 with normal arena ruleset and supprise supprise dps having 2-5min ques compared to 30-50min in retail

i dont give damn about solo shuffle, i used it to take mogs or que while in lfg waiting to play arenas, immediately i see i could have possibility to play arena i leave my shuffle as it serves no purpose and quite frankly is just bad

even calling shuffle part of pvping or letting it give ranks is an offense to everyone who actually liked pvp in wow before this horrible trash expansion

i like the post from absterge where he pointed out how he cant just get ranks on heals like every ww,ret,arms,aug this season did, how he made retri and just took elite under week with it as a fresh ding retri palaman. its disgusting what it is, the mode is nothing but abomination of arena and divided the little playerbase left in the game and created all these delusional people with their shuffle achievements who are quite frankly just bad and that is why nobody plays with a guy whos whispering you his shuffle ratings

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Is there an addon that you can enable for SS that removes all names, all chats, …? That would be so great.

In default settings you find both hide names and disable chat

I use nameplate addon which show me only number of the enemies for easyer 123 macro association so i dont rly see anyones names except from details, even my gladiusex doesnt show names only health %

RULE #1 of Solo Shuffle Club
You Do Not Talk About Solo Shuffle Club

RULE #2 of Solo Shuffle Club
You Do NOT Talk About Solo Shuffle Club

RULE #3 of Solo Shuffle Club
If Someone Says “Stop” Or Goes Limp, Taps Out, The Fight Is Over

RULE #4 of Solo Shuffle Club
Only Two Guys To A Fight (healers can’t since they don’t have the globals for it)

RULE #5 of Solo Shuffle Club
One Fight At A Time (the next 5 will be lost anyways)

RULE #6 of Solo Shuffle Club
No Embellishment Items, No Conq trinkets

RULE #7 of Solo Shuffle Club
Fights Will Go On As Long As They Have To (about 30-50 seconds, if there is a DH or an arms warrior)

RULE #8 of Solo Shuffle Club
If This Is Your First Night At Solo Shuffle Club, You Have To Fight Double DH (won’t be an issue, fotm is strong)

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so solo shuffle in nutshell basically = no talking :smiley:

not of it or in it

What addon are you using for this, and is it running without constant error messages?

threat plates for me, no errors

Thanks, I’ll try it out :+1:t2:

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https://www.curseforge.com/wow/addons/tidy-plates-threat-plates

theres almost as much to custom as for plater but its lighter and imo more intuitive to use, i like it

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