The Deep Plot

We live.
We love.
We lie.

It’s true. A thread like this wouldn’t even get more than 3 or 4 replies normally.

We’re out in the desert here, thirsty for even a droplet of drama to sustain us and yet are immediately disappointed the moment it reaches and is absorbed into our parched lips, unable to sate us.

Will we ever return to those lofty days, of feuds so cataclysmic that new forum factions would rise and fall over the course of furious pages of ruthless name calling and dredging of past sins. When Brigante (rest in peace) would spend weeks typing out a response to a two word dunk that would then take a further week to be fully translated by a team of experts.

All that remains now is to :poop: post and endlessly drone on about how KotOR 2 is a masterpiece and Kai Leng was a bad antagonist on repeat in the never ending Peeves thread.

We are all of us spectres, trapped here on the old battlefield, unable to move on and find peace. We long for just one more big drama for us to gorge ourselves on.

But it will never come.

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That we scorn the stalker and not the stalked is proof of our ability to change. Like the Israelites, we have borne the dust and heat of the Desert of Paran and are soon to reach the Promised Land. :relieved:

I mean, it’s not like we shouldn’t scorn public ERPers. It’s just that in this case, it’s a hilarious and creepy overreaction to something that just isn’t that bad.

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finally there is a face for the gay agenda

i just wasn’t expecting it would look like that

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excuse you there’s nothing wrong with how i look

I think it is less of that- Plenty of people have condemned the ERPing part, it’s just that this other person is a known stalker that got rejected once and can’t get over it and has been doing this for god knows who long since. Years?

Enemy of my enemy is not my friend but I can still see shades of grey.

Why do you look like Gmod without Counter Strike Source installed?

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Great book/movie, glad to see a fellow appreciator out here.

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:index_pointing_at_the_viewer: Get Gniesbort

:index_pointing_at_the_viewer: He didn’t download CSS.

That’s the funny thing, the op of this thread is willing to spend like
 honestly maybe several hours worth of write-ups and chronologic organising in an Imgur thread but has absolutely zero idea why we all think they’re unhinged and weird and just pins it on us all collectively being afraid of outed for our own ERP.

It’s absolutely baffling and I find it hilarious.

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What OP wrote was honestly a lot worse than what was written in those screenshots :skull:
Nevermind it just being risqué flirting rather than outright public ERP as OP claims, like I said the worst is just some butt groping and touching of the no-no square rest was either kept in priv (good on them honestly) or just imagined by OP.

My ERP would be a lot higher quality than the slop OP wrote or made the screenshots out to be :smirk:

Also just for those reading too much into it, I am taking the mick, don’t ERP on a game rated 12+ ffs

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I always liked how you look, Levey.

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How to find out someone’s age based on what AD drama they know.

Forgetting
MAGIC BEER
‘FFS STORMDOGS!!!’
The Great Fire of Stormwind.
‘Has she bled yet’?
‘Is there an OOC way out of this problem’?
‘DON’T DISRESPECT THE COMMUNITY’
Noodle Arms

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Jesus christ

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I’ve not heard of any of these despite coming up to almost six years on the server, so I can only imagine that all of those are at minimum six years old (but probably older)

albanian truck driver

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Now we’re in familiar territory!

https://youtu.be/wJnBTPUQS5A?t=54

Anyhow: What happent here?