The Gnome Thread

Diseases originating from cows: Measles, Tuberculosis, Smallpox, BSE / vCJD (mad cow disease).

Diseases originating from gnomes: N/A.

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I am a Gnome in real life.

Does that count?

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Lands his Dragonhawk and plants a smaller flag of truce underneath his Arcane Lance, driven into the ground and stands there

"You Gnomes, I bring word from my worthy adversary in the field, Senior Agent Gallery Fitzjinx of Gnomeregan Covert Operations. Though we be of two different Factions, I respect his views, it reads as follows; “Gnomes, do not give up hope, we are often shunned, often maligned, yet we know truths the others do not. Do not listen to the damned ‘Stretches’ Nor the imbeciles who think they can ‘punt’ us without breaking their legs in the process, do not listen to those who scream for allies at the drop of a hat, yet mock those who fought a deep, dark war alone, and did not call for aid from an Alliance we had all right to call upon. Few, if any, have the strength, resilience and ingenuity of the Gnomish people, even fewer would be those who could bear the trials, tribulations and then taunts of those same ‘Stretches’ who only call us Allies when they need new ‘wonder weapons’ to be created, Without our people, the Alliance would be dust and a memory. Humanity is proud, but they are wilful and wild children, and need our stoicism, practicality, and skill, to bolster their youthful follies. Stay strong, stay solid, stay as steel. Gnomeregan will Rise Again.”

The Dragonhawk rider furls his banner and takes to the skies.

Gnomes are pretty baller y’all.

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Had I played a Gnome I would’ve named it “Metrognome”.

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To be fair, there is now some scientific debate over this…the closest evolutionary relative of smallpox (an Orthopoxvirus) is Taterapoxvirus, which infects the naked-sole gerbil, a rodent of the African dry forests…with camels, horses and monkeys, also being possible links in the zoonotic chain.

Reference:
‘The Origin of the Variola Virus’ - Babkin et al (2015)

Many of my tauren friends have gotten alot of STDs from gnomes. They often carry several, not just one.

Not gonna lie, I’m a little disappointed in you.

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gnome in world of warcraft II

https://imgur.com/th1lpzY

GNOOOOMS!!!

All girls are smol, so us men can carry them in our pockets

gnome for life !

“Call them what you want. Garden gnomes. Lawn ornaments. Little evil outdoor statuary hell-bent on world domination. It doesn’t matter. What does matter is that, right now, they’re hiding in plain sight, pretending to be symbols of merriment and good will.”

  • Chuck Sambuchino…and every Gnome who ever lived :wink:

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A wild cute gnome have appeared

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I cant believe i dont have a gnome yet :c

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gnome/mechagnome is best races in wow

your saying you dont have a gnome warlock in TBC yet ?
i used my TBC delux boost on a gnome warlock :rofl:

Can I post here to say that I want a bloody tinkerer class already?

dont need tinkerer class i already have a ironman suite whats way cooler …

Do these Gnomes count… Garden Knight Gnomes… now I wish I had a garden…

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they are clearly Gnome paladins . Add gnome paladins blizzard …

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