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Argent Dawn
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I’ve never really rped in whatever the pcu is since branching out from the shadowy free masons rp community but maybe I’ll give it a go

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ribbit ribbit

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They’re pretty cool

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culb*tch :joy:

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I’m not kidding, lad.
I’m NOT kidding.

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Guys I think it is time for me to say this, since I’ve been thinking about it for quite a long time. You’re good folk IC and OOC but I’m starting to feel like a black sheep OOC in this guild. I know it’s all bants and joking around but I just don’t feel great about it. We’ve got all kinds of people here both from Britain and elsewhere but I feel like jokes are being made at my expense more than any others, since I stick out like a sore thumb all the time. I know I’m the polar opposite of like 90% of the members and I try to ignore the blunt banter but some times it just goes way over the line. I don’t find being called [redacted] throughout a mythic+ funny even if I were from the UK. I don’t like banter myself since I wouldn’t usually make fun at someone’s expense unless I’ve got a good reference or a witty comment. It’s just getting really uncomfortable for me and I don’t want to fake it anymore.

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its ok we forgive u

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Funnily enough, there are people who actually think this. its like “You do know most the server is totaly disconnected from your stuff right?”

People are daft

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[25 PCU loyalty coupons have been deposited into your account]

He’s right. Don’t look behind the curtain … everything’s fine. Want some RP PVP? Isn’t RP PVP fun?

Damn, I’m actually kind of sleepy. Anyone else feeling sleepy? Let’s just all go take a quick nap and forget about any crazy conspiracies

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Don’t trust him, The PCU are putting chemicals in the water to control your mind. Perroy is actually James Earl Jones. The Rotgarde did 7/11. The Hand of Conquest assassinated Wham! in the 1920’s. Its all a lie, It’s all a simulation.

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Don’t go for the plushie tbh. The PCU bikini calendar is way better. Even features Gobbert on the front page.

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I can highly recommend the

PCU Experience™

for only a measly 1000 coupons. It involves activities such as the Gobbert Double-Tap bonanza, the Become A Grunt For A Day! experience and the opportunity of spending time with the extremely friendly and honorable community members!

…Or you could just join today and get all of this for the whopping price of free.

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When does the first PCU movie hit the big screens, and what will it be?

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i am satisfied customer and i give this a thumbs up out of ERROR-ERROR system malfunction.

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We just concluded a decade-long plotline adapted for the big screen a while ago, where we defeated Jaina and saved the people her snap erased from the server.

We had to change names and faces to protect the innocent

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[quote=“Sidorovitch-argent-dawn, post:112, topic:54704, full:true”]
Double-Tap bonanza, the Become A Grunt For A Day! experience and the opportunity of spending time with the extremely friendly and honorable community members![/quote]

Just for context, who’s definition of honor? Silvanus’? Saurfang’s? Gallywix’s? insert_name?

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Mine. Honor means:

You wipe after visiting the Loo
You hold open doors for old people
You do your taxes
You don’t watch Geordie shore.

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The fact that you even have to mention the first 2 is shocking.

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Honor? My, must you be told?

Our dear Warchief’s, of course!

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That’s what I was expecting you to say.