The spread of sedition in the Horde, The story unfolds

Criminal and outright Seditious pamphlets and posters found throughout Silvermoon City, Orgrimmar and Thunderbluff, and in limited numbers in other population centres of the Horde, reading as follows:

Sylvanas, Sylvanas,

Where for art thou manners,

Blighting our troops,

Then raising them too,

Who knew you’d step into Arthas’ boots?

But it’s okay, your army’s not slaves,

They prefer to be called Forsaken anyway,

Forsake the living, raise the dead,

Shall we call Sylvanas the Lich King instead?

So sharpen your swords, string your bow,

Like Garrosh, We’ve another Warchief to overthrow,

Because in this Horde, life has no value,

You can just be raised, for there’s always fighting,

Doing to foes, what was done to Quel’thalas,

Committing atrocities, to them and to us,

Surrounded by sycophants,

Our “Warchief”, no trust,

So in closing I say to you,

The people’s patience, is burnt through,

You give us all an uneasy feeling,

No Banshee, I will not be kneeling.

To Sylvanas, with love,
Szaviels


{Letter written by an special agent to the Horde Internal Security Office.)

It has come to the attention of authorities here in Silvermoon that a criminal known only as ‘Szaviels’ has not only been distributing, but also creating seditious materials detrimental to the long and short term stability of the Horde, as such I feel it is prudent to place a high reward out for his or her head, dead or alive. Thus far the illegal materials they have been exposing loyal citizens of the Horde to attacks and flagrantly insults our Warchief, Sylvanas Windrunner. I have used the correct channels to contact authorities in Thunderbluff as well as in Orgrimmar to keep a watchful eye for the spread of seditious behaviour. Currently there are no solid leads as to the identity of this rogue. However, it is believed he could not of worked alone.

For the Horde,


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Someone is going to have to die for such hatred.

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I hope it’s Sylvanus

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Now that’s just hurtful.

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I do hope none of the loyalists can solve an anagram

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Saurfang needs to hire an exorcist to fix his haunted house-keep. Banshees are objectively stupid. I’d do it but he can’t afford my services.

“Sylvanas is good.”

A dastardly pamphlet penned by the mysterious figure, Royerp.

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Dreadbore wanders past the latest scrawlings.

“Ugh. Even their poetry is awful. Look at that haphazard meter. It’s like they didn’t even try to make it flow.”

He takes the poster off the wall and examines it more closely. “That’s not even what ‘wherefore’ means. What illiterate buffoon thinks this passes for biting commentary?”

He sighs, consigning the author’s attempt at offense into the Southfury River.

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I hope so too, Or it will be off to the blight factory for Silv :frowning:

@Dreadbore, The Rotgarde, poetry connoisseurs!

It was odd for Aluriah to have company during her morning coffee, just the mere presence of the forsaken lass bothered her more than she thought it would. The lass did not speak, she merely remained perched on the desk, staring. While the lower half of her face was cowered by a mask, the mere energy of the room suggested she was grinning.

Aluriah went through her pile of reports, nodding, sipping, going about her usual morning routine until she found something unexpected. A poem. With a heavy sigh she just stared back at the forsaken figure.

“Yes? A poem? What of it?”

The forsaken girl could not hold the laughter inside of her anymore, she nearly fell of the desk even.

“Read the signature!”

Aluriah eyed it over and shrugged, it was similar to a name she once knew of course, and while that man had spoken ill of the Queen before she became the Warchief it could be anyone. At least, it was easier for her to tell herself that.

“Didn’t you vouch for him to the Queensguard? Begged on your pretty little knees to have him pardoned? And said he would never speak ill of her again?” the giggling mess of a woman did in fact fall of the desk now, but not just from her uncontrollable laughter. No, she was helped by a not so gentle push by Aluriah.

“Specialist Mistryka, leave. I have matters to attend to, and I need to… Consider this possibility.” she spoke in her usual formal manner now, composed, calm. The opposite of what she felt inside. As the door shut she allowed her face to rest in her hands for a few moments.

“Even if it is not you, what harm would it do to tell someone about my suspicions…?”

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I’m beginning to think an anagram really wasn’t the best idea! Gonna have the Rotgarde kicking Silv’s door down in the night at this rate!

Also, Long time no see, Been a while :stuck_out_tongue:

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There’s a name I haven’t seen since WoD. Good to see you’re back/still around.

sits in office hut as the runner barges in with a note drops it on the table and runs off
Hmm a note… what does it say?
puffs onto his reading glasses and cleans it with an old rag and places it upon his nose

Damn… i wish i learn how to read elven…
Also… who keeps making all these pamphlets?

crumbles and casts out the paperball from
mount pamphlet on which his hunt stands

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Thank you so much, glad to be back, been 3 years, feels like forever…

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Brigante examined the document with a baleful look at the nervous young Equerry who had brought it to his office. He was clearly packed and about to take ship elsewhere, but the Equerry had waveringly said he should read it.

He had. “Now this…This actually -is- Treason, Sedition at least, Treason needs an act. There is no proof that I know of, that Blight was used on Horde Forces on purpose, and it was not a simple accident of the fog of war.” He drummed gauntleted fingers with talon-like claws on the desk. “And yet…and yet, it did happen. We cannot ignore that. We cannot Forget that, We cannot Forgive that.”

He frowned “If the Blight was used intentionally on Horde Forces, then that is as arrant a piece of Treason as I have ever heard of, and one that must be punished. It must have been an accident, released mistakenly under the Alliance bombardment. Surely…for if it was not….Then it is Treason against the Horde as a body politic…”

He scowled as he looked at the paper again.

“Regardless the rank of who authorised it. People forget the Blood Oath of the Horde, and its nuances.’My Warchief’ implies a Warchief who looks out for my interests as a member of the Horde. If they do not….then….they are breaking the contract, they are not -my- warchief anymore. That is them betraying -me- not me betraying them. My Oath remains intact”

Brigante looked hollowly ahead “That cannot have happened -again- can it? So soon, did we learn -nothing- from Garrosh?”

He stood and gestured imperiously “I need to take ship, until now pass on my directive that any such documents are to be collected and removed from public attention, there will be no sedition on my watch. Have them gathered but….have them placed in my pigeonhole for my personal attention. There will be no Sedition under my command but….”

A clawed finger traces the name of the Warchief slowly “I Pray Sun Guide us there is no Treason also…not her….she was always the best of us”

“If it is….Then Sun Help us…”

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Oh my giddy aunt I’ve missed you Brigs ^^

Expect your pidgeonhole to fill up
with more treason/sedition somewhat over the next few weeks :slight_smile:

You’ve chosen the worst of times to come back to WoW.

How so? Horde just seems a bit more outnumbered so far.

Famous last words.

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stares in RP

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