And I haven’t even mentioned your raider io.
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Refrains from asking for your gold and begs you to stay instead. 
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Stupid, ridiculous statement.
The community is behind me on this one.
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I can’t stress enough how much I agree with this!
You’re my favorite poster and always make such good posts. (I’m totally not his alt by the way.)
Oh and also marry me please!
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Accuses poster of using forum for his own social media, rants and raves using abusive language, finishes rant by asking if they can have a slice of the wedding cake.
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Secretly giggles at this twist of events but disguises my amusement because I simply must act like an Internet tough guy.
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It obviously is:
Point proven 
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Its not Schmus so its lies i tell you lies !! walks off whilst making mocking laugh at you
hashtagSomethingtheSomethingelse!
Death threats to those who disagree, of course.
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Golly! This whole thread irrelevant like the dust particles on Odin’s beard.
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Quotes your entire reply unnecessarily with a one-line zinger offering nothing of value to this discussion. Thinks he is really clever for doing that.
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I have nothing to add
If you have nothing to add just repeat what someone else said before you.
Or better yet just make a new thread about the same topic.
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If you have nothing to add just repeat what someone else said before you.
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Stay on topic please. The topic is to be off topic and you’re ruining it. I’m liking your post to confuse you, Deal with it.
If you have nothing to add just repeat what someone else said before you.
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Implies that the topic was in fact on topic and not off topic, points out why on topic is in fact very different to off topic giving various reasons as to why (none of which are factual). Ends long and inane post by saying ‘to get back to the topic’
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This is sarcasm
Laugh
Points out that poster is totally unaware of topic and should maybe read the thread in full.
Posts informative link to show what the topic is really about
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