Tomorrow, I'm getting married

To be more specific, on April, 24th at 2:30 PM, I will legally become the happiest man in the world.

I have considered exploiting your feelings and asking you all for your in game gold, but after further pondering, it has become clear to me that I was lacking ambition.

See, I know for a fact that Blues love “wholesome” threads. Joyful events such as this one are always guaranteed to attract them. Therefore, the best possible use I can make of my legal union with the person whom I cherish the most in the entire world is to make the game a better place for me by ensuring that my feedback will reach a Blizzard employee.

I shall be brief. Depth is fun, and complexity is not a scary word. I humbly request for the Mistweaver specialization to regain a Chi-based gameplay, centered around generating and spending it properly, as well as the ability to swap between Stances. Basically, the WoD Mistweaver design, with oldschool Mana Tea and Chi brew to complete the toolkit.

Failure to meet my requirements will result in Blizzard’s direct responsibility in ruining what is supposed to be the happiest day of my life. Not the best PR move, I’m sure you’ll agree.

Gentlemen, your move.

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Fixed it for you :smiley:

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Normal people congratulate. I wish you good luck

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good job it’s against the rules for her to gain access to your warcraft account, I could see it being deleted.

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That lucky person is due to inherit 75 alts then. :stuck_out_tongue:

So OP, whats the plan, you get up on the altar and you’re about to say “I do.” but instead you say “I… need to check WoWhead real quick… i doooooo scrolling oooo not.”

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Congratulations OP!

Even if only for making the blues become this meme

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you signed a prenup right

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Congratulations :partying_face: hope she can cook that’s a game breaker

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That’s a big no no.

Wives always delete the wow account or threaten to delete it when arguments happen.

Congrats!

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Oh I’ll still marry her regardless of whether my wish is granted. If it’s not, all that’s going to happen is Blizzard will have to live with the guilt of having cursed our union.
Their mojo, their problem.

Ah, marriage! Such a beautuful thing it is! We congratulate you and your partner, and wish you good luck in the future! It is a little weird though that you would request game changes, when in all seriousness you will never again get to play games such as this since you are now a married man! But still, gongrats and good luck out there in the real world! :grimacing::+1:

Damn, you guys sound like you’ve had dreadful experiences in the past.

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Forget it, got it wrong.

That hit the spot, ty

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believe me dude, marriage is great the first few weeks. Then you start getting this every day.

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We don’t drink. This certainly helps with the issue you’re describing.

Do you do anything with the amount of time you are on the forums :stuck_out_tongue:
But on topic Good luck for tomorrow :slight_smile:

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Remember that scene in Empire Strikes back when Luke confidently tells Yoda he isn’t afraid?

“We don’t drink”

“You will be… You will be…”

Disclaimer Joking aside, good luck to you and your betrothed and many years of happiness.

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Thank you.

This is probably one of the ugliest words of the English language. It reads and sounds awful.

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I dunno, there’s millions of women out there who would kill to be “betrothed” to me…

true story. Ask any of them.

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