Tortollan monks!

Never mind blood elves and high elves what about tortollan! I’d love to play a tortollan monk!

Seriously tho if blizz had went the sub race route we could’ve had tuskar and tortollan as sub races for pandas.

Worgan, saberon etc

Tauren, taunka and those beefy boys from pandaria

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Sorry my friend, you are in the wrong place.

Only bad suggestions and toxicity are allowed on these forums.

This idea is far too good!

Listen to him Blizz!!!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Tortollan. A hero in a half-shell. :slight_smile:

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sure, as long as I can haz a Tuskaar hunter as well. :smiley:

Alright, then give these joke races to the Horde so we can kill them. Then give Alliance chad Naga and Vrykul curb stompers.

With cringe threads like these I wonder if Disneyflight managed to purge all the adults from the game already.

It’s hilarious that the biggest joke race of them all is naming others joke races.

You’re literally playing the same thing, just without void. Don’t care if you dislike the lore reasons, it doesn’t make you feel like you accidentally turned on cartoon network like an upright talking turtle or walrus does.

Just goes to show, your race is such a joke they didn’t even get their own unique model. They had to steel another races model.

At least Tortollans would look different.

That is what allied races are for.

Lightforged Draenei are just Draenei with more light.

Mechagnomes are just gnomes with more technology. And a diaper…

Kul Tirans are humans who ate too much McDonald’s.

How is any of this races unique? Besides Vulpera.

Different isn’t always better, Vulperas are walking proof of that. But I’m sure you like those as well. Writing your name down for the day of the Orgrimmar purge.

You are a shame to the Horde and a shame to all elves. Dismissed.

Oof. And here is me thinking it was meant to be about master Oogway…

We’ll Draenai are cool and remained Alliance, so it’s just a recolour skin.

Mag’har Orcs are just brown Orcs.

Mechagnomes are actually different because of their Limbs.

However Void Elves were just to appease a few cry babies who wanted to be a Blood Elf, but didn’t want to be horde.

Needless, Tortollens would be awesome!

And will always be 1000 times less of a joke than Void Elves.

You can thank the many many many High elf NPC’s that contributed to this cry.

Had they used any other race like Draenei instead of High elves, none of this would’ve happened.

But from Classic to BFA, these elves were being waved in alliance players faces. Even in Boralus and Stormwind

then Blizzard are to blame.

but personally, I used to play alliance. but I wanted a Blood Elf. So I became horde. It was that simple.

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Imagine how petty a person must be to get angry people are allowed to play the faction they want.

Sadly faction identity went out the window when pandas came.

Now we have dark rangers walking around Stormwind, and arcane Night elves walking around Ogrimmar.

Orgim Doomhammer and Varian Wrynn are both rolling in their graves

But hey I personally don’t mind it. If it brings more people to the game, all the best.

My nick is usually ArcticTurtle and I would run to create any turtle race (although technically it is a species).

Right now I’m just riding war turtles from Pandaria but it’s good enough. Not really interested in dragons though.

I guess Blizzard needs to be restrictive with adding new playable species due to all the different armor sets that will need adaptations. A lot of work there. But yeah sign me up for a turtle please.

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