Tortollans are racists agains the naga!

Like seriously. Before you enter the shell game the racist tortollan says " I believe we should trade with people of all races and creeds… except the Naga). Horrible creatures!" NOTE HE SAYS RACES! what a racist man. Im with the nagas on this one.

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My favourite tortollan line: Ancient artifacts belong in the hands of elders, not some rambunctious adventurer.

I just love his inflection :grin:

I wonder why they don’t hate seagulls and crabs too, to be honest. Those animals seem bent on tortollan genocide :dizzy_face:

That’s not even racism. Refusing to trade and mild Insults have nothing to do with racism

It seems they care about the life circle and nature to some degree ?! It’s really weird

I mean, I also love nature and all, but if some animal was constantly killing my babies, I would be a bit miffed :confused:

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He says except the naga which is a race. Therefore racism. BAN THE Tortollans !

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Yeah , but turtles lay between 24-100+ eggs. Imagine how much alone the education would cost. Not even talking about old folks support, as they can get pretty old.

You know that you can refuse service anyone you want ?

Racism has a different definition. Aslong as the turtle things don’t declare themselves to be a superior race / similiar. Then it’s not racism. The word really lost its value now days because people throw it at everything.

Being racist is very normal. And it makes sense the tortollans would be so towards someone who keeps trying to steal everyone’s land, be it above or below sea, on top of enslaving them.

Also the tiny turtles in the beach quest are just turtles, not tortollans, though they do compare them. For obvious reasons.

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I agree with the shell game guy, they should all go back to the sea where they belong. Coming onto our land, stealing our children…

And before you accuse me of being racist, my wife is a naga.

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Whats Up my naga ! Happy to meet you :slight_smile:

What? In what country can you do this? Lmao.

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Almsot every I know. Aslong as you don’t state that you refuse service because a reason which goes against a protected class.

But basically you can always refuse service under the reason for safety / concern and similar.

For ingame example with our real laws.

If a orc walks into a dwarfen tavern. The host can refuse to service the orc, as his race would bring a risk of safety for the tavern. Fights / assaults and similiar. It can really be any bland reason

Truly blasphemous! The tortollans as well as the rest of us should stop resisting and welcome our naga overlords! :snake:

(Would change to naga in a heartbeat if they were made playable. :wink:)

Tortollans sell turtle soup, they are clearly an odd race :laughing:

They get us to kill both turtles and crabs/seagulls.

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They take the idea of balance very seriously.

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Racism is negative discrimination based on a stereotype.
The naga are a faction that is openly hostile to everyone else.
Would you want to do business with or let into your home someone who clearly wants to kill you?

I mean, as Alliance player, I cannot understand why you wouldn’t.

That’s been our modus operandi with the Horde for a while now.

I jest, of course.

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Someone has to break the cycle
The horde has several actually nice guys too. How many nice Naga do you have in mind.

That adorable Naga pup that just won’t drop for me :<

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Pups do not count. You could even have a baby tiger at home but when it grows up… chomp

You sir are absolutely correct! May I suggest we vote you as an ambassador for the naga affairs? You would go unarmed to eternal palace in formal robes and try to expalin, that tortolan point of view does not represent stance of other races of azeroth.

Please tell all the nagas face to face that we love them support them and offer a hug!

ps: Tell me how it went, if you survive. Thanks!

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