Troll Appreciation Thread

We come together to celebrate our existence amongst da Horde.

No Gnomes Allowed

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the only good troll is a dead troll - Danath Trollbane

ps: your city sucks to many stairs … build better

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But what if I get hungry, mon?

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For de Darkspear!

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I like the ones that spend days on the forum nitpicking people’s messages like any fully functional adult would. Then they proceed to showcase their superior social skills with mad strawman arguments and bad attempts at being witty and clever :slightly_smiling_face: :wink: :woman_shrugging:

Oh you mean the troll race. Tbh, I never cared about them before, but now that I’m reading through Vol’jin: Shadows of the Horde I be wanting to roll a troll character.

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Someone call fo de docta?

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Darkspear never die!

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Trolls can appreciate da popcorn aswell :popcorn:

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So far we got the Darkspears and the Zandalari.
I wonder if will get the Gurubashi and the Amani.

P.s. I love Zuldazar.

Cheers.

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Trolle are way far sexear than most of elf.

This thread should become an informal congregation of classic troll lines. I’ve seen a few above.

“I’ve lost me head! It’s about yay big an’ I keep it on the end of me spear, if ya see it let me know.”

“I’ve got dis righteous groove.”

“Don’ worry, be happy!”

The Shadow Hunter and Rokhan in WC3 had the best dialogue. I can’t express how much I feel in love with the Shadow Hunter when summoning one for the first time with his “Wan’ ta see sometin’ reeeal scary?”

Gief shadow Hunter as a troll only class which uses demon Hunter as the base, reskin rename all skills. I’d reroll In a heartbeat.

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Didnt I see you in heart of chamber yesterday?

Dwarf females are cool, I remember them all:p

Id make a troll if horde were a minority. I like being on the weaker side because the faction pride gets stronger;)

Much love and cuddle from me trolls.

Why ya gotta be denyin’ me dem snacks, mon?

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I don’t think I logged in yesterday, but it’s highly likely you’ve seen my in the Chamber lately, since I did the Black Empire questline and a few runs of visions.

They are. And horribly underrated.

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I gladly feed the nice forum trolls. Fetch! :bone:

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Taz dingoooo

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Trolls are pretty groovy, especially Darkspear. If I hadn’t already thought that, ‘Shadows of the Horde’ would have changed my mind. Damn that book makes me miss Vol’jin even more. He is -amazing-in it. He’s seriously like a Troll James Bond, right up to apparently being a real ‘looker’ by Troll standards (I won’t spoil the bit, as someone here mentioned they are reading it currently).

On a more serious note, if you like WoW Trolls, you’ll love that book, Stackpole manages to make Vol’jin seem human and alien at the same time. Not as in he writes him as a human with tusks, but as in you are never in any doubt that Vol’jin is -not- Human, but an utterly alien culture, what I mean is that he is a -relatable- character to humans. We can empathise with him, even if we know he is nothing like us physically or mentally. I seem to remember the opening chapters hammer home how different his thought processes are, to a humans. Then it turns into “Bad Boys: on Azeroth!” whilst still being very good…

I like Warcraft Trolls, My Zandaboi could do with some levelling, my Darkspear is 110 with a pretty damned sweet transmog. Trolls are great for that, so many awesome sets that work perfectly with a Troll vibe.

Mostly I like what Blizzard actually did with Trolls. Its a completely new take on them, that isn’t derived from any previous mythos. I mean plenty of cultures had Troll myths, but the Caribbean and MesoAmerican cultures were not two of them, so to style Warcraft Trolls on those concepts was quite bold, and yet now is so iconic in its own right.

I actually really like them as a concept.

Apart from Amani, those whallopers should have been driven into the sea when we nicked their lands!

I got a shrunken head … I just came out of de pool!

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aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiI don’t mean to brag… but we have an entire city made of gold :smirk:Dose other trolls live in huts…HUTS!

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I kill two dwarves in da morning, I kill two dwarves at night,
I kill two dwarves in the afternoon, and then I feel alright.
I kill two dwarves in time of peace and two in time of war,
I kill two dwarves before I kill two dwarves, and then I kill two more."

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