UwU: A Speech 🦊

Vuwpewa wewe, and stiww awe a misstake.

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I’m your biggest fan Asjongold :two_hearts:

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maybe not biggest but definitely the most fierce one.

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What the hell does that mean? Is that a dirty word :astonished:

I should have scrolled down first :blush:

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Oh wow. Is this yours? If so we need a “quotes of WoW: as read by Vuwpewa” thread with suggestions pronto.

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Yep, it is my voice. :rofl:

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Looks to the camera

Why you looking at me? i might be a furry but i dont have a freaking clue what his saying

Looks back to the post

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But most importantly: you’re a good boy :blush:

pats

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UWU TWANK WU DWAWLING <3

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Alright, then: :smiley:

Citiziens of Dawawan, waise youw eyes to the skies and obsewve.
Today ouw wowwd’s destwuction has been avewted in defiance of ouw vewy makews.
Awgawon the Obsewvew, Hewawd of the Titans has been defeated by ouw bwave comwades in the depths of the titans city of Uwduaw.
Awgawon was sent hewe to judge the fate of ouw wowwd.
He found a pwanyet whose waces had deviated fwom the titans’ bwuepwints. A pwanyet whewe nyot evewything had gonye accowding to pwan.
Cowd wogic deemed ouw wowwd nyot wowth saving. Cowd wogic howevew does nyot account fow the powew of fwee wiww!
It’s up to each of us to pwove this is a wowwd wowth saving! That ouw wives… ouw wives awe wowth wiving!

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Okay, i’ll go first (because I know many others will be thinking the same)
Consider doing in the same voice:

The intro monologue to “Bee Movie”
JFK’s inaugural speech
Illidan’s pre-fight speech from TBC
Yogg-Saron’s “I am the Lucid Dream” speech
Nefarian’s “Games” dialogue
Zul’jin’s monologue in the “Zul’Aman” teaser clip.

Just suggestions. No pressure :slight_smile:

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Ok, asking for a frie… sod that i am asking for myself. WHAT THE … flux is UwU ?

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I didn’t realize that Churchill was a vulpera :smiley:

Do you take comissions? I need a new alarm clock. Same voice but I need something along these lines:

It’s time to wake up big boy. You’ve had a good sleep but it’s over. This is going to be another productive and amazing day. Oh you want to take 6 minutes snooze alarm break? Go for it! You deserve it but after that it’s time to wake up.

I have gold on draenor horde

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it’s something to do with being a weeb as far as I understand, and associated with furries and “cutesy” elements of popular japanese culture and anime. I may be wrong so someone please correct me if I am.

The “UwU” stems from the facial expression often given the anime characters expressing these cutesy things, eyes closed, mouth in the shape of a w to make a “U w U” face, usually accompanied by a kind of “ooooowwwoooooo” sound, hence “Uwu”.

Ironically in relation to my earlier posted meme, if you listen to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, the sound Freddie Mercury makes after belting out “Mamaaaaa” in the initial verses is actually a pretty good reference for the sound - hence the meme.

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It’s funny that you had the same idea, she did make an alarm clock speech for me a few days ago :joy:

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It’s amazing how many different paths you can choose from as your career. Making alarm sounds would be something unthinkable 20 years ago and now you can become wow millionaire by doing it

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Ok, since I see it used a lot - the term, and forums here are one of few places I dare to ask “stupid questions”. Explains why i do not know about it since I do not watch anime nor read manga.

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SPOILERS IN THE POST!!!

Sin stones are tied to your back and come with various effects that torture you until you repent.

Are you implying that Kael’thas’s sin stone turns him into a furry as a punishment for killing all the Saberons on Draenor in his reckless quest to gather power?!

That would be very cruel indeed. Good job, Venthyr.

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Same here, but my work involves me interacting with relative “young’uns” so I often pick up a rough, but not exact idea of what these kind of things mean. Enough to “understand that reference” but not enough for them to hide their cringing when I try to use it to show I understand.

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