UwU: A Speech 🦊

[Kyrel-stormscale]

“Tempest Keep was merely a setback!”
“Magister’s Terrance was merely a setback!”
“Castle Nathria was merely a setback!”

[Heavenseeker-silvermoon]

@Nivmie-draenor

It’s time to wake up big boy. You’ve had a good sleep but it’s over. This is going to be another productive and amazing day. Oh you want to take 6 minutes snooze alarm break? Go for it! You deserve it but after that it’s time to wake up.

Okey! Are you in the Fortune Favoured Discord? We can talk details there for the commission if need be.

[Souldefíler-silvermoon (Souldefíler)]

On behalf of everyone who has a speech impediment I am offended by the “w” everywhere.

Donations to prevent me reporting you may be forwarded to Souldefíler on Silvermoon.

COD not accepted.

[Nivmie-draenor]

Oh yeah I’m mvp of that discord

[Dainara-draenor]

Pwecious Vuwpewa.

[Ishayoe-frostmane (Ishayoe)]

“The maw was merely a setback!”
“The uppermost floors in Torghast was merely a setback!”
“Being damned so hard I flew out through the top of Torghast and back into Azeroth on Icecrown was merely a setback!”
“Being eaten by zombies was merely a setback!”
“Becoming a zombie and suiciding on a level 45 adventurer was merely a setback!”
“Being back in The Maw again was merely — wait… DOING IT ALL AGAIN IS MERELY A SETBACK!!”

[Paxmillian-argent-dawn]

@Souldefíler-silvermoon

On behalf of everyone who has a speech impediment I am offended by the “w” everywhere.

Donations to prevent me reporting you may be forwarded to Souldefíler on Silvermoon.

COD not accepted.

I have an idea to spin some coin.

Organise a verbal deathmatch between a Vulpera and Elmer Fudd, the two have to have a conversation and punters take bets on which of them will utter some variation of “pardon?” first.
The best part is the audience’s heads will explode before that happens, so the takings will be all yours.

[Heavenseeker-silvermoon]

Your recording is done, just ping me in there and I shall send it to you over DMs.

[Nivmie-draenor]

I am exiled from that discord (wrongfully btw)

[Heavenseeker-silvermoon]

Oh no! Isn’t Kyrel the owner? They are a fair moderator, might have needed quite a bit to push things to a ban…

[Nivmie-draenor]

He’s very mean and unfair

[Nick-dunemaul]

Awww diddums!

[Souldefíler-silvermoon (Souldefíler)]

I like your plan already!

And not because of the gratuitous Elmer Fudd reference

[Souldefíler-silvermoon (Souldefíler)]

He didn’t pay homage to his Queen.

IE me. So he’s out on his ear (troll ears so that must have hurt) until he apologizes profusely enough and accepts the gloriousness of the raisin pizza.

[Sinaaki-argent-dawn]

[Nivmie-draenor]

yeah have fun at my expense

[Tinkspring-argent-dawn]

Sssh. Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting vuwpewa.

[Sinaaki-argent-dawn]

Awh, i’m sowwy

[Smurcorc-argent-dawn]

I want to stab my eyes.

[Akundaera-kazzak]

What is dat screechin’ comin’ from ya mouth?