Vulpera Appreciation Thread 🦊

Vulpie-quelthalas · February 9, 2021, 11:21pm

Ebon Blade Biltong is back on the menu, Floofs!

Souldefíler-silvermoon · February 10, 2021, 4:00am

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE ALLIANCE AND HORDE.!!

Souldefiler Outdoors Delights, Official Fox Finder (or SOD OFF for short) of Voldun Vermin Extermination services would like to announce that it will soon be…
HUNTING SEASON!

Join me as I once again take a trek through the desert, to irrigate the arid landscapes with the blood of those repulsive walking foxes.

TALLY HO!!!

Schmusedecke-alleria · February 10, 2021, 4:49am

sorry the hunt is cancelled, u ded.

Soulclaimer-blades-edge · February 10, 2021, 7:19am

By an amazing coincidence, the Discord’s last war games also had that same kind of bravado.

It didn’t last long once the Horde bodies started to pile up with my arrows in them and my pet’s jaws round their throats.

Catkicker-blades-edge · February 10, 2021, 7:20am

Now you went and made me change to an alt…

anon61575709 · February 10, 2021, 10:07am

As an ‘honorary’ vulpera… i endorse this cancelling this hunt.

Athíyk-draenor · February 10, 2021, 10:45am

I understand your frustration, my pointy eyebrowed friend.

Our movement started small, bringing mild annoyance to your kind. You ignored us and went on doing your thing.

We are gaining numbers, slowly, but surely. What was once the minority will sooner or later become the majority.

Sooner or later your kin be de-throned, and the prospect scares you. But this is the natural evolution of the Horde.

Now…anyone up for a cup of fine anima? I heard that the drought make it have an exquisite taste.

Souldefíler-silvermoon · February 10, 2021, 11:41am

Time for a cull if you ask me.

To preserve your population.

grins and grabs hunting rifles

I’m a conservationist.

LET’S HUNT!!

anon61575709 · February 10, 2021, 11:42am

I agree, we should finally put down all those human dk’s… for good.

Athíyk-draenor · February 10, 2021, 11:58am

I think it is too late for that now.

But it is fine. Your upcoming furry overlords are generous, way more generous than those nasty elves would be.

We accept bribes paid in pets and ear scritches. It is never too late to plan ahead to the future.

Alewín-argent-dawn · February 10, 2021, 12:15pm

I will bribe you until your feet are kicking.

Schmusedecke-alleria · February 10, 2021, 3:15pm

n…nnnnnn…NNOOOOOO!!!

BEGONE!

Souldefíler-silvermoon · February 10, 2021, 3:23pm

Night elves don’t scare me.

I know how to deal with them.

Just light a match, they run away screaming…

Schmusedecke-alleria · February 10, 2021, 3:29pm

we will just reburry you face down that should do the trick.

Vulpie-quelthalas · February 10, 2021, 10:33pm

I am disappoint.

Vulpie-quelthalas · February 10, 2021, 10:41pm

DKs can’t equip guns…prepare the SWAT Team…and garlic potato wedges.
/pounce

Gatherix-tarren-mill · February 11, 2021, 8:51am

Thats a great idea. It save the Vulpera time to go and find those pesky hoomans.

What is better than bare @$$ hoomans staked down on a sand dune in a burning desert.

Answer: NOTHING!!!

Ryoshun-argent-dawn · February 13, 2021, 2:17pm

Objection!
Watching the bare @$$ hoomans staked down on a sand dune in a burning desert from the shade of an umbrella with cocktail in the paw is better

Souldefíler-silvermoon · February 14, 2021, 12:44am

Oh please do… Excessive sunlight ruins the hue and texture of the fur.
Glad to see you’re thinking of ways to preserve your species’ fur for my coat business.

Fancy a job?

Ryoshun-argent-dawn · February 14, 2021, 10:55am

It seems you forgot dead lady, our steeds both on the ground and in the air, our Hyenas and Voltures are not only carnivores, dangerous predators but scavengers!
The corpses and rotten carcases are among their favorite meals…
And no Vulpera would turn away their heads from an easy and free food
I hereby name you “Dinner”