Maintenance will be extended today.
Thats what happens when you let Goblins do the weekly maintenance…
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A dwarf goes to a mechanic to fix his motor sled. The mechanic looks at the engine and says “Looks like you’ve blown a seal , mate”
The dwarf replied "no no, it’s just frostbite on my beard "
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a pesant asks a hero. you have killed monsters, you have killed old gods and dragons, do you fear anything at all?
the hero …elevators
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Why does nobody go to a Forsaken inn?
They want everyone to be quick about their business.
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Okay, we all know that rogues do it from behind. But, did you know…
… priests do it and then offer penance?
… paladins do it in the light?
… shamans do it with little wooden toys?
… mages do it with three friends?
… death knights do it with diseases?
… hunters do it with animals?
… warlocks do it by summoning others?
… monks do it with their bare hands?
… warriors do it by shouting?
… and of course, druids do it like they do on the discovery channel?
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[Rando] whispers: prot or holy?
To [Rando]: I’m ret
[Rando] whispers: lol
to [Rando]: ?
Rando is ignoring you.
Why does Greymane never fight battles in his human form?
Cuz that’s when he’s War Genn!
What do you call a withered that ran away?
Asmongold
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What do you call a gnome discipline priest?
A Compact disc
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When N’Zoth Corupt one of your items with leech or void ritual:
- I am Azeroths Champion , i can resist
When you get Twilight Devastation:
-Let me be your slave
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Why did the enchanter have to clean out his bank?
Because it was full of dust.
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Why is Thunder Bluff built on a cliff ?
so they didn’t have to build a sewage system.
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What does the vulpera say?
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<---Press Here For The Answer
**Citizens of Dalaran** ! Raise your eyes to the skies and observe! Today our world's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers! Algalon the Observer, herald of the titans, has been defeated by our brave comrades in the depths of the titan city of Ulduar.Why are demon hunters so buffed up?
Lord Illidan knows the whey…
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How many vanilla players does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows they’re too busy arguing how good the original was.
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How do you know if a character has played since vanilla?
Don’t worry they’ll tell you 
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200th post special
Why did Illidan get jailed?
Because his brother was malfuirious!
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Did you know that even the smallest deer can jump higher than the World Tree?
This incredible fact happens mainly because the World Tree does not jump.
Bet you thought it was because its ash now huh. hehe
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