I love that purple headed staff because itās epic
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Who has the best voice in all Azeroth?
Worgen Freeman
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Furion: you know my druid powers let me cut down a tree just by looking at it
Illidan: no way
Furion: I saw it with my own eyes!
Illidan: Iām blind
Glad you could bake it, Uther.
Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but Iām still your superior as a chef.
As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, thereās something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh noā¦ Itās too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but its a matter of thyme before they turn into the unedible.
What?!
This entire citrella must be peeled.
How can you even cook that? Thereās got to be some other whey.
Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city!
You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!
Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.
Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!
Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.
Arthas, you just canātā¦
Ding Itās done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you? Get out of my kitchen.
Youāve just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.
Jaina?
Iām sorry, Arthas. I canāt watch you cook this.
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BFA
/10 chars
Yo momma so fat, it takes 10 warlocks to summon her
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Battle for Azeroth
Why was Kaelāthas early to a meeting?
The time was merely setback.
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Have you heard the one about the enchanted broom?
Itās sweeping Silvermoon.
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Your girlfriend went as s Succubus for blizzcon and was mistaken for an imp mother.
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Yo mama so fat earth shield ran out before it made a single orbit,
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Your profile pic
What musician do you find in ICC?
The Arthas formally known as Prince.
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Oh I only know the old ones which might have been posted allrdy:
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You know you play too much WoW, when you wake up on your birthday and yell DING!
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You know you play too much WoW, when your microwave dings and you yell GRATZ!
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What do you call a tub with a druid in it - HoT tub.
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What do you call it if a Paladin joins -Hot Tub with Bubbles.
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What does Rogues and Noobs have in common? They both pick Locks
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What did the monk do when he heard the joke about Paladins - he rolled around the floor Laughing
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Why does Rogues always have such clean clothes - they use Vanish
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What do you call a Restodruid who DPS - A combat Log
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And what do you call a buddhist worgen?
Awarewolf.
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Which class in WoW gets the most chicks?
Male enhancement shaman
Gnome and tauren put their peepees in the water.
Gnome says āThe water is 40 deegresā
Tauren says āYea, and 5 ft deepā
What can a Gnome draw just as easily as a Tauren?
Breath.
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Why does Greymane always seem so tried?
Because heās been worgen hard.
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