Warcraft Jokes 🍻 (Join in)

Malric-argent-dawn · December 31, 2019, 10:16pm

What is Saurfangs favourite food?
Lemon, because he got a fang for saur things.

Twiluna-argent-dawn · January 2, 2020, 12:13pm

A Night Elf and a Blood Elf are spending some quality time together. The Blood Elf asks, “Do you love me?”

The Night Elf doesn’t understand due to game mechanics.

Levey-argent-dawn · January 3, 2020, 11:41am

No healthy relationship is based soley on strange gestures.

Syanidi-argent-dawn · January 3, 2020, 3:39pm

Syanidi makes strange gestures towards Levey

Thuzar-argent-dawn · January 3, 2020, 5:25pm

So the burning legion is finally over, I hear they got “warlocked” out of the conflict

Twiluna-argent-dawn · January 4, 2020, 9:40am

this was a stupid parrot joke i only realized when Jess pointed it out
Thanks though xD

What did the game tell the hunter when he dinged lvl 40?

You’ve got mail!

anon64609363 · January 4, 2020, 9:42am

That’s not your joke!

Twiluna-argent-dawn · January 4, 2020, 9:43am

none of these are to be honest xD

anon64609363 · January 4, 2020, 9:46am

From what I’ve seen, most are original in some form.

Your parrot joke is just taken from human male /silly! >:C

Twiluna-argent-dawn · January 4, 2020, 9:49am

What do you call a Worgen mage?
A Labcracadabrador.

ba dum tiss

Ksaal-argent-dawn · January 4, 2020, 1:44pm

Lol that reminds to Eminem!
Wait…
…
Ok!

I made a modified quotation from Eminem in “Homicide”
It just reminded me.
Modified/add parts are thick.

"Hold up, I said vancleef because now your napkin is red
Like Red Rover, so you know what I meant
But I roll over my opponents instead
Makin’ dog sounds ‘cause I gotta keep breakin’ these chars down
I’ll go slow for the weebs:
But when I go (roof) like the Arkanwoof said
I still think the (roof) breaks over your kadgar’esk head.
Like the violet had,
like garrosh had said:
We will take the ore,
like the labracadors!. "

anon64609363 · January 4, 2020, 2:38pm

Edgiest gal in town

Scalp Ell

Thuzar-argent-dawn · January 6, 2020, 10:24pm

I saw a Tauren stalking someone in Orgimmar last night.
Thinking about it, it might have been a Steak-out

Alryette-argent-dawn · January 7, 2020, 3:55am

Your late Winter Veil joke:

What do you call Gral when he delivers the presents for Greatfather Winter?

SANTA JAWS

anon64609363 · January 7, 2020, 8:41am

I used to be a normal boi once.

Then I took a vaccine to the knee, and now I’m autistic.

Nythaedon-argent-dawn · January 7, 2020, 9:23am

Hope no one did this yet. Or well… It’s a bad pun. But shh.

“You barked up the wrong tree…”

Crickets… Perfect.

Nythaedon-argent-dawn · January 7, 2020, 9:24am

That’s not a joke. Please spread awareness about the dangers of the vaccines! Lik-… Like… Being immune to certain child-killing diseases??? WHAT?!

anon64609363 · January 7, 2020, 9:31am

B-b-b-but it gave me autism! D’:

Nythaedon-argent-dawn · January 7, 2020, 9:33am

I isza doktor. Mein vaccine did not, no. Dein mütter zmoking mein herbs, however, would be ze cause of that!

Being dropped as za child isn’t fun ://. Good thing you can take a joke though, it’s actually a common side effect of interacting with the communities of Argent Dawn. Forums especially.

anon64609363 · January 7, 2020, 10:17am

I have better things to do than get offended by autism jokes as an autist.

And jokes are just that, jokes.