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Precisely! Granted mine can be quite dull, which is why I stick to my druid puns. Even then, they too become unbearable don’t they?

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How does a Tauren hide in a forest?
He paints his stones red and hides in an apple tree.

How did the Gnome die?
Picking apples.

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Why do rogues wear leather?
Cuz they hide.

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the running wild mount worgens have was once a racial belonging to the tauren back in the beta days, it was called plainsrunner, so why did they remove it?

Well blizzard thought it made taurens Moooooooooove to fast.

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I doubt tauren find this joke amoosing.

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maybe their highmountain brothers and sisters are more a moosed by it?
I hear they are in pretty high spirits

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I do Believe they prefer watching the Mooon while playing Mooozart.

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let me ask you, why do forsaken seldom gamble?

I believe its their rotten luck

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Why do gnomes rarely leave their homes?

Because people keep kidnappin’ them to be put in their gardens.

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I feel like the the wildhammers are dwarfed compared to the other clans

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What do you call a Goblin mage?

A goblin that can spell.

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What do you get if you starve and strangle a void elf?

A Nightborne.

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What do you call a demon wielding a bow and arrow?

A demon hunter.

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Why does no one like to raid Antorus or Tomb of Sargeras with demon hunters?

Because every Legion weapon is a demon hunter weapon.

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Do you know why mages go to school?
why its because they need to learn how to spell of course.

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Why are there no tauren waiters?

They’re afraid of getting tipped.

Why do mages and warlocks get invited to all parties?

Because mages bring the food and warlocks get you stoned.

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I had a decent meal in some neutral territory. Cenarions I believe, rude as all hell though. They said I could “Get what I need myself”. So I did, nice patty from some nearby bull, and they were all giving me some dagger stares. And some Tauren woman crying in the corner.

Horrible manners, but decent meal. 6/10.

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Why wasn’t Deathwing invited to any parties?
He was dragon everyone down.

What’s the abbreviation for Death Knight?
Decay.

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Why didn’t N’zoth call for a second date?
He’s aVOIDing you.

Did you hear about the travelling Void Cultists who play instruments?
They perform k’thir, k’there, k’theverywhere!

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Woah, peak comedy

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