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Zandalari Edition:

What do you call a Blind Ravasaur?
Do-You-Think-He-Saurus

What do you call it’s Raptor Hatchling?
Do-You-Think-He-Saurus Rex

What’s Torcali’s favourite instrument?
The Direhorn

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Did you hear about the vegan transgender?

He was a herbefore.

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That joke really deserves more attention xD

What do you call 15 Tauren and 1 gnome on a field?

Rugby :rugby_football: :cow2:

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V Press Here

It's only a joke! You know your addicted to WoW when you hit a dog with your car and you go back to loot it.
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People who don’t RP on an RP realm.

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A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says:

“Whoever can say liver and cheese best in a sentence can have me.”

So the Dwarf says: “I love liver and cheese.”
The female replies: “That’s not good enough.”

The Human says: “I hate liver and cheese.”
She says: “That’s not creative enough.”

Finally, the Male Gnome says: “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”

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Paladins need to stop harassing warlocks
I am so tired of their holier than thou attitude

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A Human Paladin, a Dwarven Warrior and a Night Elf Priest walk into the Goldshire tavern, shortly after all are seated by the bar maid.

The Human and the Dwarf both order a tall frosty mug of ale, the priestess a glass of wine and begin to talk about their next dungeon to explore.

The bar maid brings out their drinks and to the surprise of the party, each drink has a dead fly floating upright in their drinks.

The Priestess looks at the glass in disguist and throws it over her shoulder and storms out of the tavern.
The Human casually shrugs, flicks the fly out of his mug, and begins to drink.

The dwarf’s eyes light up in a furious rage, and he violently plucks the fly from his mug and start squeezing the lifeless bug over the mug while screaming “SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT BACK OUT!”

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Why don’t priests Levitate their mounts with them?
Because people kept yelling at them to get off their high horse.

Priests are pretty great when it comes to taking risks.
All they need is a little Leap of Faith.

There are a surprising number of Forsaken Holy priests.
They all started in the Cult of Forgotten Shadow.

I triiiieeeed

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Warrior: The Twilight’s hammer killed my brother, and I will have my vengeance!
Paladin: You have my hammer!
Hunter: And my bow!
Necromancer: And your brother!

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What did the Blood Elf say after becoming vegetarian?

“Salami I shall ignore-y.” :green_salad:

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Worgen RPers.

wait


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It was “Spit it out, you little bastard! Spit it out!”
But that joke is still golden.

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You know you play WoW too much when your girlfriend’s pants are a rare drop.

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Actually good

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What’s the difference between a trampoline and a Gnome?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What’s the difference between death knight and a prostitute?

None. They’re both cheap, easy and spread diseases.

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A tauren was wandering through Stranglethorn Vale one day, when he came to a clearing.

In the middle of the clearing was a gnome, sitting munching on a sandwich, next to a huge dead elephant. “What happened to this elephant?” says the tauren.

The gnome finishes his mouthful of sandwich and says “I killed it”. The tauren is unconvinced. “You killed this huge elephant? How did you do that?”. The gnome takes a swig of beer and replies “I killed it with my club”.

“Wow” says the tauren, “that’s amazing. how big is this club?”. The gnome thinks for a few seconds then says “there’s about 30 of us”.

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EDIT:
I moved this thread to General from the Argent Dawn forum.

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Bfa
:blush:

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