Warcraft Jokes đŸ» (Official Thread)

Yo mama so fat, when a rogue shadowstepped her, he got a loading screen.

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Lemme think of something appropriate
 hmm


Ok, here goes nothing:
What’s an undead skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trombone!

Ba dum tsssss


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I legit done that last Thursday on my birthday- I said gz to myself for dinging level 50 irl :laughing::laughing:

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Q: What do you call a tauren rogue?
A: Invisibull!

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Please more dad jokes, they are the best

I think this whole thread is pretty much Dad jokes xD

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What do you call a druid who melees in tree form?
A combat log

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Why did Highlord Bolvar Fordragon fail to protect the Seal of Ardenweald in Heart of the Forest?

  • He was ported back out every time he tried to enter the sanctum.

Despite losing Gilneas city. The Worgen didn’t lose everything.

They keep everything in their were-houses.

Conversation with a necromancer:
-Raising a family is hard.
-Not if they are buried close enough to each other.
-What?
-What?

-Why do druids never go to the hairdresser?
-???
-They love wild growth.
(In addition, when their hair falls off, Regrowth will get it back nicely, and Rejuvenation maintains youthful skin.)

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bfa was lit compared to the afterlife

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What’s the difference between a warrior and a paladin? About 2 buttons.

What does a Troll musician use to keep in time with music??

A Mecha-Gnome


[This joke unlocks at Renown 79]

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Q: How does a druid cut his hair?
A: Eclipse it

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Why aren’t warriors using intellect enchants?

Because they don’t want their weapons to be smarter than themselves
 :muscle:

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why do male gnomes laugh when they run through the long grass
answer , because the grass tickles their wedding tackle

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its ironical they going down in flames since they name is blizzard

Why are Mages so polite?

They have a lot of Manas.

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