Warcraft Jokes đŸ» (Official Thread)

You want a joke? Just look at blizzards dev team and the state of the game. No, we’re not laughing, we’re crying.

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What could you call Chromie’s hips?

A waist of time.

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What do you call it if paladins and druids share a bath?

A HoT tub with Bubbles.

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actually Maxinmus that joke was given to me by a GM somewhere in the Burning crusade around the launch of sunwell. so no, it has nothing to do with asmongold and far predates his youtube

I don’t say you have a filthy mouth, but you curse more than an affliction warlock.

I don’t say you are fat, but when I cast Levitate, you are somehow immune


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What happened when the Rogue tried to shadowstep his Mum?

He got a loading screen

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i think the real joke is the people still playing this game in the hopes it will get better.

The real joke is people who don’t play the game, but stay subscribed to flame the game at any possible opportunity. It’s a bad joke, though.

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I must admit I don’t understand the bitter ex boyfriend/girlfriend approach. Not healthy IMO.

Any breaks I’ve taken from WoW I just play something else and don’t even touch the forums :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Q: How many Blizz Devs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, “the lightbulb is working as intended.”

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i’m not here 24/7 i just drop by every few days here and then until my sub runs dry


it’s not like i’m stalking every thread like some people here do.

what i said is valid though and i whole heartedly believe people are living in denial about the potential of this game somehow redeeming itself


valid and ironically funny to people who feel the same way. a apt joke even if it might not be to your personal tastes.

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If you don’t play, nor plan to, then please, kindly stop coming to the forums. You’re not adding anything valuable. Especially not in a thread meant to be fun.

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Why are Mages so polite?

They have a lot of Manas.

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A: we asknowledge that sometimes some players feel like its getting a bit dark, but we hope that these experiences will help them to appreciate the light more. Although there is no simple right answer here we are however ready to ignite the whole building on fire later down the line if the need arises. Atm we are happy with how this new dark room system is working and are looking forward to get more feedback from you!

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Why did the Gnome cross the road?

It was stuck to the Chickens foot

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3 married wives are having a sleep over.

The first one says: “My husband is a rogue, he is the best at doing it from behind.”

The second one says: “My husband is a tank, he has great stamina.”

The third one says: “My husband is a mage, and I hate polymorph !”

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If a Worgan and Vulpera live together, which one is considered the family pet?

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free world and i will do what i like.

so please do not tell me what to do.

you must think you are some kind of superhuman to go about barking orders at people like that.

i followed the thread and made a joke about wow


so please kindly back off and leave me be.

Indeed, you do what you like. I like telling you to stop berating a game you don’t even play. I know, it’s a bad joke. Still better than yours. :slight_smile:

i did play this game though i played it for over 14 years of my life maybe more


gave them my fair share of praise and concern all of it ignored


i wasen’t intending to get the laugh reaction from the joke
 there is different ways to be a comedian after all its not all about funny.

i in fact got the exact reaction i intended to get from you from it so thank you for that at at least.