Warcraft Jokes đŸ» (Official Thread)

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Putress is a blight on the Azerothian community.

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Vulpera can’t be Druids.

Wait actually that is just sad.

#VulperaNeedsDruids

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I know some pretty amoosing Tauren jokes, but I don’t wanna milk them for karma.

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What do you get when you cross a Tauren and a Gnome?

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A very small Steak?

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A sore shin and then death by impalement upon horns.

“cross” a tauren and a gnome? Geddit? https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/155/156/a61.jpg

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A minitaur!

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You made my lame joke even more lame!

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That’s what I do. I drink pepsi and I tell bad jokes.

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How many Worgen druids does it take to chase a cat up a tree?

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x - 1, where x is the number of worgen there are.
1 to shapeshift into a cat, x - 1 to chase him.

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Three. One to be the cat, one to be the tree and one to do the chasing.

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What does the supreme dalek and Mecha’thun have in common?
Sumpreme Dalek
https://i.redd.it/ocfj0sgy8bf11.jpg
Mecha’thun
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/hearthstone_gamepedia/thumb/5/56/Mecha%27thun_full.jpg/360px-Mecha%27thun_full.jpg?version=8d03754e9646c889d3e96b8045b29977

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A mechanical voice?

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True, but is it just me or do they look similar?

That and they exterminate things.

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Why do hunters get smashed in bars?

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These jokes are so terrible. That I must visit my old wrath main to drain your souls
 and I got zero soul shards from y’all.

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A golden oldie :
Yo momma is so fat , she took the flightpath to Silithus, fell off and created the un’goro crater.

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Why do mages always look so suspicious?
Because they blink a lot.

What do handbags and ret paladins from classic have in common?
They’re both fabulous and they both get carried everywhere they go

What’s the difference between a baby goods warehouse and trade chat?
Not a lot, they’re both full of boosters

Did you hear about how difficult the entry requirements are to become a Mechagnome? Apparently you have to give no less than an arm and a leg.

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It sounds like an oldie, but it still had me chuckle