Warcraft Jokes 🍻 (Official Thread)

Rejuvithorn-2648 · July 3, 2020, 2:19pm

These are all terrible, and I love it.

Tifa-lightbringer · July 3, 2020, 2:24pm

Oh I also have a mama one!!

Yo mama so fat, when she logs into WoW she automatically gets World Explorer.

Jeppy-earthen-ring · July 3, 2020, 2:40pm

Where do mages go to buy things?

The Kirin Store

Twiluna-argent-dawn · July 3, 2020, 2:43pm

wait i confused myself, nvm xD i was thinking of a different post.

Souldefíler-silvermoon · July 3, 2020, 2:47pm

K’Thir walks into his GP and is told by the receptionist “HEY YOU NEED A FACE MASK!”

“Oh OK sorry i’lkl be right back…”

And comes back wearing bagpipes.

Grovi-silvermoon · July 3, 2020, 2:48pm

The original thread is still there tho …!

???

With the link?

Wait im confused …

Cália-draenor · July 3, 2020, 3:26pm

Grinding to 120lvl and doing all gear… And then puff in SL…

Punyelf-draenor · July 3, 2020, 3:39pm

Rufflebottom-bloodhoof · July 4, 2020, 1:27am

It’s needs some more addons. There still space on the left side.

Punyelf-draenor · July 4, 2020, 1:53am

Twiluna-argent-dawn · July 4, 2020, 7:18am

Girlfriends come and go but epics are soulbound.

Borbarsa-lightbringer · July 4, 2020, 8:51am

This hurts my eyes, and not just because of the classic graphics.

Sinaaki-argent-dawn · July 4, 2020, 8:57am

Puny, you really need to clean up your UI

Giambalin-anachronos · July 4, 2020, 9:15am

Hey Rufflebottom, it’s a baseball stick what I see?

Twiwuna-argent-dawn · July 4, 2020, 9:17am

Yo mama so fat she didn’t have to face the madness of deathwing cause she broke his spine.

Rologas-khadgar · July 4, 2020, 10:10am

So an Orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says: Hey, where did you get that? The parrot says: Durotar, they’ve got them all over the place!

Twiluna-argent-dawn · July 4, 2020, 10:15am

Why won’t blizzard give warriors stealth?

Everyone would be upset with the hidden charges.

Punyelf-draenor · July 4, 2020, 11:13am

Chronormi-outland · July 4, 2020, 12:37pm

Jokes? How about WoW characters telling some jokes?

https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/f/f2/Deathwingbase_pissed09.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/2/23/RagnarosBase_Pissed09.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/9/93/RexxarBase_Pissed05.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/3/3e/VarianBase_Pissed03.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/e/e2/YrelBase_Pissed09.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/3/3e/YrelBase_Pissed11.ogg

More to come soon.

Chronormi-outland · July 4, 2020, 1:52pm

Here’s some more:

https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/b/b3/AlexstraszaBase_Pissed06.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/a/a8/AnduinBase_Pissed09.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/3/31/Malfurion_Pissed10.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/3/34/GreymaneBase_Pissed_Wolf09.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/0/0e/MedivhBase_Pissed13.ogg
https://gamepedia.cursecdn.com/allstars_gamepedia/4/4f/Malganisbase_pissed12.ogg