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What do you call a combat resto druid?

A combat-log. :upside_down_face:

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I need to find a better mog for it.

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What’s the difference between the old gods and the chaos gods?

Chaos gods and their followers can’t be defeated in 1 patch apiece.

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Well, that’s not just a Supreme Dalek.
That’s the God of all Daleks, buy its own admission.

But the other one does share a few similarities.
And both get beat up by OP folks.
Imagine having the BadWolf in your RAID?
Any boss
“I deny your reality!” scatters atoms “just leave your loot behind”
Lol

I only know lightbulb jokes from lotr or Babylon 5, sorry.

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Considering it called itself that, and it’s just an ordinary dalek in a tube I had just assumed it was just a supreme dalek with a serious god complex.

DIBS.

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ah, but you have to ask yourself. since the other Daleks all cried out
“BLASPHEMY!” and “DO NOT BLASPHEME!” when Rose said that all of them had human DNA in them, and that they apparently worshiped the Supreme Dalek

what makes a god, a God?

it depends on the setting i guess. the old FASA set has nothing that i can remember, because the daleks had not goten as far as Rememberance of the Daleks. so there was no imperial Daleks to fight against the Renegades even.
(being as it was from 1985 and rememberance was in i think 1988)
so Daleks couldnt even get as far as inter racial purity wars XD let alone worship (tho i would think the Emperor was the closest they got)
i think the supreme called itself emperor too. but it was all Dalek, no Davros.

i know from other settings that being a god with a G needs worship.
in AD&D, a God who is forgotten withers and dies. in Spelljammer, you could find hulks in space of dead Gods.
and in the Diskworld, a God who looses their last worshiper can become a ghost of themselves. less than a voice in the wind (acording to Om, before he got his powers back)

i guess, since humans are good and creating gods, maybe all that purified human DNA might make him the closest thing -to- a God of Daleks?

hm. much philosiphy, not enough comedy

okay, balance needed.

how many Vorlons does it take to change a light bulb?
no one knows, but the lightbulb itself must WANT change.

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I would say that just because something is worshipped doesn’t mean it is a god, but then again I don’t believe in divine beings IRL, so that could be my cynicism talking.

Anyway, back on topic.

A dwarf, a gnome and a hobbit are in a bar. The dwarf says “I was forged by the titans themselves, and can still turn to stone if I get poisoned.”

The gnome says “I can create humorously-themed devices for any purpose, from military to domestic.”

The hobbit says “I have a ring which allows me to drink for free.”

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Faction balance

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Why is Gul’dan walking with a stick? He fel.

I know
Sorry! :joy:

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Did you know that Druids have a weak bladder? Whenever they try to do something, nature calls.

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What did the Tauren say when he dropped his boy off at school?

Bye son.

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trillions times on warsong gulch shadowmelted elves warriors.

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How do you call a horny undead? BONE-R.

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Why do Worgen make good druids?

They bark.

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Why do goblins have such big noses?

Air is free

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Two Tauren are chilling out in the verdant plains of Mulgore. One turns to her friend and says ‘Y’know, I’m getting a bit worried about this whole mad cow disease thing.’ To which her friend replied ‘Me too. Good thing I’m a helicopter!’

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What’s the difference between a gnome and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Do you know what goes like “WEEeeeEEEeeeEEE
 GOAL!”?

A Gnome in Orgrimmars Football Tournament

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If McDonalds was a reputation, you would totally be exalted with them.

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My favourite ever GM joke:

What do noobs and rogues have in common?

  • they both pick locks
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