Warcraft Jokes đŸ» (Official Thread)[Volume 2]

Community General Discussion
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What’s the best way to pick up a Night Elf?

With a dust pan


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What do you call a goblin mage?

A goblin that can spell.

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Too soon
 :wink:

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Difference between a Night Elf and a pizza??

Pizza’s don’t scream if you burn them

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Still
 too soon
 :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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A draenei walks into a bar and asks “mind if I crash here ?”

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right followed by “Have you considered joining the Church of Light?”

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What do you call a Tauren on wheels?

A mobile BBQ


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I have the feeling this joke was from something else some time ago


Spicy XD

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Gonna copy/paste one of my favourite wow jokes from the original thread


3 women in Goldshire Inn talking about their husbands bedroom prowess.
The first one says "My husband is a warrior and he has the stamina to go all night "
The second one says “My husband is a rogue and he likes doing it from behind”
The third one blushes and says “My husband is a mage and I hate polymorph!!”

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[Removed].

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More like : banned

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Im a little pali short and stout.

Here is my hammer here is my mount.

When i get in a trouble i scream and shout, pop on my bubble and hearthstone out

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“Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?”

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Once upon a time on alternate universe Azeroth there was a war between Night Elf Druids and Hunters.
The Druids lost and was never heard from again, while the Hunters ended up with more pets than they ever could have dreamed of.

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Shush, don’t sing the Yrel-HotS song

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A man walks into the Barber shop in the Trade District of Stormwind.
“I’d like to be a Dwarf.” he says.
“OK, That’ll be 10,000 gold pieces.” the barber replies.
“That’s a bargain!” the man said with glee.
“There is one thing” the barber warns “We will need to remove half of your brain.”
“Hmm, that’s fine. It’ll be worth it to be a Dwarf”.
“Sit in this chair then”.

Some time later.

“Wake up!” yells the barber.
“There was a mishap, the scalpel slipped and we took out 90% of your brain.”

“Zug Zug”


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A Horde couple are on a date.
The woman asks the man, what does he do for a living?
I work with animals, the man answers.
She replies back that she love animals and then asks the man where he work? To which he responds.
At a Tauren Slaughterhouse.

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What did the Tauren name his daughter?
-Patty

https://burgerstore.se/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/IMG_9739-768x1024.jpg
(I don’t deserve TL3)

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lmao hahahaha xD

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