Watch your back

night elves are sneaky
the tauren are too
keep your eyes on the shadow
or get stabbed by the moo

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Nobody sneaks better than the undead. Not even the tauren.

rattle of bones
Victim: “must have been the wind”

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Moo run away
Lady panda spooked them away
Moo started to cry, panda said to them goodbye

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De angry panda womon be scary enough to make anymon hide in da shadow. It be gettin’ crowded now wit de tauren.

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If you smell the fart but you do not see anything, fear, for there is a torane rogue near by! Or, a night elf, they fart like they get a salary out of it.

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There is a cow in the shadows
What are we gonna do?
Looks like he has a knife,
and hes looking to moo.

Better run away, that cows coming for you.

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you can be as a big as a mountain and still sneak since it a form of shadow or void magic :smiley: also the legion has had stealthy space goats a while so i see no problem here

I for one Welcome our tauren brothers and sisters to the shadows it’s long overdue

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/moo
/charge
/cheer

This Tauren thinks he’s sneaky?
He really thinks he’s quick?
Even an earless Forsaken could hear those hooves,
Click clack click clack click.

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Do not care
Mighty is my Hammer
Why can’t you stop stare
I got all the glamour

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Should say the same with draenei rogue.

Trolls don’t wear shoes → trolls are very sneaky.

Tauren don’t wear shoes → tauren are probably also very sneaky.

They’ve learned from the best.

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