We need to do something about Goblins

Seriously.

Goblins control the economy and started the Fourth War. They need to pay for their crimes, seriously. Gallywix basically caused this whole war to happen because he would profit from it. All Goblins are money hungry and want to see us suffer greatly, they constantly steal our hard earned gold at banks and then make up propaganda about how they’ve suffered during the war. Which is of course not true. Goblins keep making up rumours about plaguing them all to death which NEVER happened by the way!

The Goblins need to be eliminated to make Azeroth pure.

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how much are you willing to pay for this genocide?

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very much.

wait

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Goblin lawyer uses: SUE FOR DEFAMATION! :briefcase: :dollar:

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I hate goblins I want to kill them all, let’s do it!

Starting a war with the Goblins… you madman!

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oh no it’s to late this thread may look fine now but their infected by the sha of anger … this whole thread must be purged!

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There should be a fight between the Lightforged Draenei and the Goblins.
Imagine all the laser and explosives :boom:

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vs

Place your bets!

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I’m sorry Celes I can’t watch you do this.

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The Burning of Teldrassil was an inside job! The Alliance faked the Argus landing! Yet they want to blame it on poor goblin refugees.

For just 5 gold a minute, you can adopt a goblin; you’ll receive a quarterly thank you letter in your mailbox, as well as a S.E.L.F.I.E of your goblin riding around on their shiny new turbo scooter or downing cocktails that they bought with your money. Can you really put a price on happiness? Let’s find out together.

Care is Money. Donate today.

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In the arms of an angel starts playing with pictures of sad goblin faces in the background.

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In the second picture, is it kobold technology?

Hmm, while being an altoholic I just realized I don’t have any goblin characters…

guys this made me laugh very loud!

I’ll hunt you to the ends of the earth If i have to! Do you hear me Gallywix? To the ends of the earth!

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my bet would be on the Vindicaar as it survived better cannons then that goblin junk

Pft, wanna see you try, pal.
We got guns, you got sharp pieces of metal.
All your technology is owed to gnomes, and they are no match for our precision goblin engineering

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You want to get rid of Gallywix? I will help you, and I even do it for free. Gallywix is a shame for all Goblins and the fact that he still leads us makes me want to puke my guts out.

You get him alone, I will snipe him. You can take all the Glory, seeing this fat selfish Bastard dead is all I want!

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But who’ll take the prize?

Jarrven will lead the horde down a dark path in the next expansion, both the alliance and the horde will have to band together to defeat him