Wear Pink today

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I always wear pink panties, well until my boyfriend wants them back ofc.

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Pink princess attack ?

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im always wearing pink crystals

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Oh you couldn’t afford me sweet pea xxx

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they all say that


Then i just flash the cash.

Then their secrets are easily spilled.

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take young Puny for instance.

Well We will call her “young”, as her actual age in relation to the age of the earth, she could just about qualify as being called young.

Anyway, for the princely sum of 50,000 gold I learned from reliable sources that she once ran to be MP of the London borough of Hammersmith but due to her being completely unsuitable to be an MP as she isn’t a compulsive liar she conceded. But in true political style, she graciously accepted a golden handshake of an MVP status on these forums.

Pertos, well
 Let’s just say keep him away from live lobsters, and if you hear an ankle bracelet going off, pray no live lobsters are around.
10k that one cost.

Sinakki , she once ran a popcorn smuggling ring but caught attention of the law enforcement in Sweden when she tried to stockpile salt and oil, causing a shortfall in supplies of salt and oil for their rotten fish in tins exports. When she was indicted, she cunningly bribed the judge with a Volvo.

5k.

Chronormi is actually that small in real, but has eked out a nice career as a portable door stop.

10k.

Drae. Undead death Knight by day, ruthless sadist beating up old ladies and stealing their pension books at night. Also been known to force feed people sugar free gummi bears and filming the results.

10k

twobuttonwin. DH. Brings this theme of being an outcast into their real life, by holding the record of being under 25 ASBO’s, and only 24 of them for yelling abuse at people through their letterbox, which incidentally also cost them their job as a postie.

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Shadazzle. Well everyone knows his secret. just look at the hat.

1 copper.

Tireesa. Once had a relationship with a rock she called Bruce. They were engaged, but the engagement was called off when Tireesa took bruce for a romantic stroll along a beach, dropped him, and couldn’t distinguish him from the other rocks lying around.

But happily, she is in a loving relationship with a 25kg bag of sand from Wickes.

12k

tyskorn. Moonlights as a GM on the wow forums, but is actually a highly trained secret agent hired by the caretaker at the building to find out who keeps stuffing handfuls of toilet paper in the urinals.

5k

Nagrash.
Actually plays a gnome, he just hides behind the avatar of an orc because he’s afraid the other forum users will make fun of him for more than just his silly shirt he went to uni in.

20k

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You can’t prove any of that. I have an alibi. Several in fact!

Where’s that list


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I want you. As my shrink.

My current one is just a tease. Evil witch.
Also I suspect you might be cheaper and more efficient.

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It can be a hard life shrinkin’ but the reward after a hard day make it all worthwhile.

My fee is 20 jelly babies.

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Hmm, when Soul doesn’t mention you on his list of “People whose secrets he obtained for gold”, does this mean that your secrets are so juicy that he doesn’t have enough gold to buy them, or that they are so rubbish that he won’t pay gold for them
?

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Oh those were just teasers


I could tell you stuff about Schmusedecke that would make your toes curl


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It’s a classic movie. Never gets old

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The backtoe too?

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especially the backtoe.

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Sorry, but your bits are on the outside, I like them inside.

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Who told you this?? :eyes:

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No pink.

Black IS the only way!

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Now obviously I can’t reveal my sources but all I can say is this


Remember your kids asked for a lot of money
 sucks teeth. Shoulda gave them it.