take young Puny for instance.
Well We will call her “young”, as her actual age in relation to the age of the earth, she could just about qualify as being called young.
Anyway, for the princely sum of 50,000 gold I learned from reliable sources that she once ran to be MP of the London borough of Hammersmith but due to her being completely unsuitable to be an MP as she isn’t a compulsive liar she conceded. But in true political style, she graciously accepted a golden handshake of an MVP status on these forums.