Chuck Norris can transmog trinkets.
Chuck Norris can also make better threads than this.
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When Chuck Norris logs off the entire server goes offline.
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The same happens when I spit out my bubblegum.
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chuck norris can make wow a social game
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Who the **** is Chuck Norris?
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Yes, he asks Dirty Harry to go and clean up and he is reluctant, so Chuck roundhouse-kicks him into Azeroth, so now you got a mighty upset Dirty Harry looking for people to make his day. - Everybody immediately gets very social.
Chuck Norris gets his laundry done at a feminist rally.
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Feminist tears go well with laundry detergent.
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Priorities, priorities.
Every rule has an exception.
They FREELY CHOSE to do it and would totally have refused to do it.
And after all, Chuck is basically dependent on them to do basic household stuff. Sweet payback, right?
chuck norris is is an old man that’s tired of your boomer meme’s 
I on the other hand will Forever be,
and completely
3D.
Wouldn’t be surprised if that’s Lutia’s last Post.^^
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An “actor” who stopped being relevant a long time ago. Somehow there’s people who still thinks jokes about him are hilarious.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Rattle Snake… After 3 Days of suffering the rattle snake died…
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Okay, I have a true story here.
Back in Vanilla all those years ago on my first ever WoW Character. I was in Stormwind and asking in LFG Channel is anyone wanted to do stockades.
I got a message from some who said they would come. So I invited them to the party. Oh nice, he’s a level 60. This player ran into every room doing collecting up all the mobs and using what I now know to be called Arcane Explosions, Blizzards and all sorts of crazy flashy spells!
What a guy! I was totally blown away, I had never seen anything like it.
I looked at his name… ChuckNorris!
What a guy! A hero! A Legend! I have never forgotten you Chuck.
True story.
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Chuck Norris is capable of Soaring as a warrior, with an instant cast!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t walk anywhere. He just pushes the world around with his feet until the places arrive at his location.
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Chuck Norris got the Love Rocket mount on his first attempt.
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Eh, sadly he aint that great of a person in real life.
Chuck Norris just looks at a WoW book and it will jump into game to show him what was written.