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Priests don’t scare me.
I was educated by nuns.
Druids however… Brrrrrr… “Why my dear what overly hairy armpits you ha… Put. The. String. DOWN!”
Warlocks? Summong demons and inflicting a slow painful death on you with dots.
The funniest spec would be a boomkin, A weird chicken looking thing running up to you throwing a massive moon at your head.
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Anything which has magic at its disposal and can be used in a sense of making a person’s death look like suicide or death of natural causes.
Warlock for their unreasonable obsession with absorbing life and soul out of their victims to funnel their dark rituals.
And if he’s lucky enough he’ll open a portal to a legion of demons and we’re doomed.
Yeah lock seems to be the most dangerous on their own.
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Warlocks are actually exist in real life…mostly as collagues: drain life, corruption, soul leech. I’m glad this pandemie crisis created some power word: shield via working from home and online meetings.
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DK probably.
Rogue - I’m scared of people who creep up behind me and make me jump.
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Wouldn’t you be more scared of being jumped by an invisible lion-like creature ? 
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I don’t think you know how a succubus works
Death knights, warlocks and rogues.
The answer is obvious: demon hunters! They need nerfs!
I think i’d rather not be around an undead death knight, specifically an unholy one, specialized in bringing plagues around.
It would be warrior, because they’d be like:
“Hey, you. Come here. We are going into battle against many enemies!!! You are not afraid are you!?!?”
And I’d be like:
“Yes sir, I mean no. Um, yeah. OK if I have to I guess.” (nervous laugh)
And I would die on the battlefield because I wasn’t brave enough to say “no”.
- Lets look at each class.
- Priests; hmm.Im pretty stubborn man.I think i would break free from mind control or resist it in a short time.I wouldnt know what to do about their hierarchal powers though.
- Rogues: hmm i dont know man. Its just like real life.A person from a shadow can be deadly, you need to watch your back.Thankfully, i tend to keep out of shadowy corners or night times, so i guess i wouldnt need to fear from rogues.(except assasins i guess)
- Death knights: since they are some kind of ‘‘freelance knights’’ they tent to have a code of honor or smth like that, so i guess i would find a way to make a pact or agreement with them.No reason to fight, but best to keep at range
- Demonhunters: Well, i respect individuality, and free speech, so i guess i would have 0 problem with demonhunters (except corrupted ones, they would be a scaring sight to fight tbh)
- Hunters: Well, hunters are like big brothers,or real life sheriffs since im a druid main, i like animals and nature.I would get along them well, as long as i respect their ways.
- Mages: uhh this one is unpredictable.TBh no one can really be prepared facing a mage. A mage’s power come with knowledge , and you cannot really comprehend the knowledge of a person by just looking them.
- Monks: i would pretty much join monks for a while to learn about their culture and way of living, just like lorewalkers in pandaria
I dont think i would have any problems with monks, unless they wanted to test my mettle and see how tough i am ! : ) - Paladins: hmm this one is tough too. Religious fanatics can be scary for the most part.You cannot cooperate with them if their mind is set.Just like arthas.
- Shamans:i would like to meet a shaman in real life too.Though i doubt i’ll meet someone like that in real life.I like people who are close or attuned to nature, so i guess i would have alot to learn from them too.No reason to get scared. unless they are corrupted or gone insane.(like thrall in cataclysm)
- Locks:I think this is the one;i think whoever says i wont be scared from locks are probably lying; imagine a person ; that has the power of summoning entities out of nowhere; it would make you feel horror as if your blood is frozen chilled to your bones.I dont know how on earth someone would react to that in real life.
- On the other hand; there is a tiny possiblity of that warlock being a pragmatist guy; and just want to hangout with you.Just to be your cool friend.It would be an otherworldly experience as if you are seeing aliens in real life.
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No that’s kids you’re talking about there.
“Well honey, we spent the better part of 25 years of our lives caring, nurturing and bringing up Samantha as best we could. put her through school, university, and helped her to fulfill her dream. now she is becoming a woman, and today we get to meet the person she will spend the rest of her life with…”
“Mum… Dad… this is Billy. The cactus.”
“A cactus?”
“Yes. remember when i said i had something to tell you that may upset you? Well I’d like you to know I’ve fallen in with Billy because he understands my identifying as a plant.”
“Oh OH THANK GOD SAMANTHA!! For a moment we thought you were going to tell us you were a closet Man City fan…”
Don’t have kids guys. Leeches.
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Warlocks and priests I think.
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Definitely warlocks. Not only their magic is destructive, chaotic, and corruptive, but they are often the sorts of individuals who lack a moral compass and would not hesitate to hurt me should that in some way further their goals.
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25? My kid is out off here once he hits 18!
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