What do you call a bathtub full of druids?

How many Vanilla players does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they all just stand around talking about how great the old bulb was.

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This is real good one :smiley:

You know you play too much wow, when you wake up on your birthday yelling “DING!”

You know you play too much wow, when your microwave sais ding, and you go “GRATS!”

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Haha this was the best joke :joy:

“How loa can you go-a?” - Blizzard (Zandalari troll one, I believe)

“To be honest, most of the time, something WAS quite right.” _ Blizzard, again. Nightborne.

Why are there no Gnome lawyers ?

None of them have been able to reach the bar

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  1. How does a druid cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

  1. How does Naxxramas fly?

With its four wings.

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One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor." Tauren female

Or the best one Tauren male : Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies."

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Azeroth – the only place where “Rage issues” means you’re not angry enough.

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How many hunters does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?.. hey! who ninja’d the light bulb

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How many Blizz Devs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, “the lightbulb is working as intended.”

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Do UI reset first before we can change lighbulb!

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I kill two dwarfs in the morning.
I kill two dwarfs at night.
I kill two dwarfs in the afternoon
And 'den I feel all right.
I kill two dwarfs in time of peace and two in time of war.
I kill two dwarfs before I kill two dwarfs.
And 'den I kill two more.

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And Tauren rogues are mootinous

Speaking as DK I feel I should be outraged at such a slur. But I’m not . It was hilarious

and that there is how you killed all my dwarven alts in 1 day

What do you call a sober dwarf?

If you find one let me know!

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I’m feeling all the love :two_hearts:

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What, the bloody elfs can be Demon Hunters now?

How many Murlocs does it take to change a light bulb?

Aaaaaughibbrgubugbugrguburgle!

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