Hahahaha 
you got me there.
Why does Gul’dan use staff to move around? - Cause he fel!
Yo mama is so fat when she turned to treant form she became new world tree.
Yo mama is so fat my chain lightning hits her 3 times.
Yo mama is so fat my Prayer of Mending bounces between her buttcheeks.
How does Yogg’saron ask for age? How Uld-u-ar?
Why do gnomes can’t be paladins? Cause they can’t reach the light!
Garrosh’s wife enters the bedroom where Garrosh is lying on the bed. She was holding some sheep and she said: “This is pig I’m sleeping with.” Garrosh replied “but it’s a sheep!”. Wife said “I was talking to the sheep”.
Roses are red
Some items are grey
One of your withered
Is running away!
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So it is written a wise scroll sage onec said:
made it to the water and Cycle of life can be cruel.
Haha got em 
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This would really fit for Zaelas character.
Just saw this one on WoW dad jokes :
I heard Blizzard was going to add another classic server called “Thunderstrike” but decided to cancel it because nobody would roll on it.
What do restoration druids say to their tanks? - I’m rootin’ for ya.
I read this other day :
“I killed Illidan, stopped Archimonde, defeated the Lich King, burried Deathwing in the core of the planet, beat up Garrosh and destroyed the minions of Gul’dan and you say this is too dangerous for me?!” the outraged gnome shouted.
To which, the man answered: “I’m sorry, but you are too short for the rollercoaster.”
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If you toss paladin in, you could get a HoT Bubble bath
I got a better one!
Blizzard’s active subscribers amount.
But by far the best joke:
Night elves.
What do you do when an undead gives you the finger?
Keep it, it means she likes you!
5 Druids walk into a bar and order a round of Anchor Weed.
The Barkeep says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve Multi-Boxers here”
You’re jealous cause you didn’t get your Salt Queen title yet? Try harder.
I won’t! I’m not a COWard!
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Mr Cow is happy now. Here, take it: [Homemade Tauren’s Milk]
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Yes Officer , this comment right here.
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My Tauren is so fat…
Once a priest use Leap of Faith on me and he instantly turned Spirit of Redemption
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