What is a PCU?

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Ironically I am considering how and if role-playing a dracthyr could be interesting. And as of now? I am not sure.

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Truly, that is such a shame…

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My single goal on AD is to be screenshotted and posted about on COAD only to be called an evil PCU sockpuppet based on the loose claims that my guild tag is overly PCU friendly

Oh and COAD. I support… Uh… Funding for the police or something. Y’all figure it out, no doubt.

Hit me up for an interview any day :wave:

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If you haven’t been featured on COAD, are you really in the PCU?

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Well, good news! Here’s your chance!

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Thank you for boosting my reputation and goals to be on COAD. I will bump you on the threads for the next 24 hours.

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Cheers dude, all in a good day’s work.

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Language? But I never said anything close to this language stu-

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inb4 “truly ironic that the deplorable peeseeyoo say that they live rent free in our heads and yet…”

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The pea sees you.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/812436727813767200/987001483138588672/peaseeyou.png

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Wait…

Bu- if that’s how it works…

CoAD?

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I had a bad experience with the PCU once, but it wasn’t with the community it was with one officer.

I think that man is a real stinker, but I also think that 90% of the people from that guild were really nice.

Even if that one freaking little demonic beast ended up having me kicked from the guild. Other than that 1 bad experience, it was all great.

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I saw PCU at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother them and ask them for photos or anything.

They said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but they kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing their hands shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard them chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw them trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in their hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ladies and Gents, you need to pay for those first.” At first they kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, they stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, they kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Too late, pal, you are already in

For that is Zaphius’ decree

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Ah heck. I need to do better on bullying then

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I am PCU. It’s me. It was me all along. I am the mastermind behind it all.

I’m the fly in your soup.
I’m the pebble in your shoe.
I’m the pea beneath your bed.
I’m a bump on every head.
I’m the peel on which you slip.
I’m the pin in every hip.
I’m the thorn in your side that makes you wriggle and writhe!

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yeah…

be careful, chimes… :eye: :eye:

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we count different I think.

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You’re the third person then to count differently to Zaphius.

Guess you can’t do maths either, in Zaphius’s words.

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