Either way, he problably wont like it.
...on a second thought, forget the wine and let's get something with a kick to it instead. Tideskorn Moonshine it is.
A sizable bowl of overly salty octopus tentacles with purple food colouring.
Garlic basted boar flank.
Thalassian ⌠something ⌠-insert Spurdo emoji here-
Salmon with rice and a lot of vegetables
Her husband/brother/father. Mother. Sister. Daughter, whatever.
Look, youâre eating another human ok? Doesnât matter who.
Fel-roasted Fel-Bat wings. They taste fel-tastic!
A nice âpotionâ. The effects will be noticeable after a week.
Well, they say you are what you eat!
So I guess Minnie would serve up a crusty alcoholic tartâŚ
Some good, hearty Westfall stew!
Itâs good eatinâ and will keep you satiated for hours upon hours.
YepâŚThatâs the Internet won for tonight, well played!
Why for you there will be a great roast of meat from whatever game Iâve hunted, along with any greens and maybe even mushrooms that Iâve found! Get you some proper muscle on that frail body of yours.
Sorry this is a little underprepared but itâs the best grass I could find! I had to make do with it after I realised you were⌠WellâŚ
(Tips steak into bin behind back.)
âYo, I uh ⌠I made ya this steak!â
The steak Kezzy reveals is clearly the one Octoblin threw into the trash, retrieved and marketed as her own. âI, erm ⌠I trust yer the kinda upstandinâ fella that would pay a gal fer her hard work in preparinâ a nice home cooked meal for ya, right?â
A guilty smile can be seen on the Goblinâs face as she innocently plucks a random piece of garbage off the steak, tossing it to the side before coughing nonchalantly behind a closed fist.
âI still have a sack of Imp meat from the Antoran Wastes⌠enough for a Disgusting FeastâŚâ
(Then again goblins are short, green and tend to blow up⌠like the imps. Come here girl, jump in to the couldron! Maybe it will enrich the flavour)
Home-made bread with some salads, Dwarven cheese, a few vegetables, and roasted strider-meat in the middle.
Then for good measures, sprinkle it with various of spices and offer a cup of tea next to it
A poisoned apple.