What meal would your character offer the above?

A Kodo Steak. Plain and simple or just some roast beef.
Poison, or maybe some blight.
Either way, he problably wont like it.
Roasted pheasant and bread stuffed with cheese and parsley, served with vegetables as garnish. I'll bring Farondis Royal Red or Eversong to accompany the meal.

...on a second thought, forget the wine and let's get something with a kick to it instead. Tideskorn Moonshine it is.
G-fuel

A sizable bowl of overly salty octopus tentacles with purple food colouring.

Garlic basted boar flank.

Thalassian … something … -insert Spurdo emoji here-

Salmon with rice and a lot of vegetables

Her husband/brother/father. Mother. Sister. Daughter, whatever.

Look, you’re eating another human ok? Doesn’t matter who.

Fel-roasted Fel-Bat wings. They taste fel-tastic!

A nice ‘potion’. The effects will be noticeable after a week.

Well, they say you are what you eat!

So I guess Minnie would serve up a crusty alcoholic tart…

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Some good, hearty Westfall stew!

It’s good eatin’ and will keep you satiated for hours upon hours.

Yep…That’s the Internet won for tonight, well played!

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Why for you there will be a great roast of meat from whatever game I’ve hunted, along with any greens and maybe even mushrooms that I’ve found! Get you some proper muscle on that frail body of yours.

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Sorry this is a little underprepared but it’s the best grass I could find! :herb: I had to make do with it after I realised you were… Well…

(Tips steak into bin behind back.)

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“Yo, I uh … I made ya this steak!”

The steak Kezzy reveals is clearly the one Octoblin threw into the trash, retrieved and marketed as her own. “I, erm … I trust yer the kinda upstandin’ fella that would pay a gal fer her hard work in preparin’ a nice home cooked meal for ya, right?”

A guilty smile can be seen on the Goblin’s face as she innocently plucks a random piece of garbage off the steak, tossing it to the side before coughing nonchalantly behind a closed fist.

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“I still have a sack of Imp meat from the Antoran Wastes… enough for a Disgusting Feast…”

(Then again goblins are short, green and tend to blow up… like the imps. Come here girl, jump in to the couldron! Maybe it will enrich the flavour)

Home-made bread with some salads, Dwarven cheese, a few vegetables, and roasted strider-meat in the middle.
Then for good measures, sprinkle it with various of spices and offer a cup of tea next to it

A poisoned apple.