What meal would your character offer the above?

A jam sandwich.

A dish of Kodo steak, with Moonberry juice

While not the biggest fan of invasive species or the Horde in general, Thyrellas would treat the Rogue as a honored guest in her estate
She would order her kitchen staff to get the best ingridients for a diner that an Orc would love, like pig andā€¦ wild boar and fish. Exotic fishes!
But then againā€¦ that would be soooo last tuesday!
So the theme of her diner night would be ā€œAzeroth World Tour!ā€ From A (alterac valley) to Z (Zandalar) every tradtitional food would be on the menu! Dwarven, Elven, Pandaren, gnomish meals and even strange and wonderful things, like the Naga cuisine or Markura recepiesā€¦
She would show the World to the noble savageā€¦ with the diner table! :wine_glass:
The Orcish music and dancing slave girls would be just the icing on the proverbial cake

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After searching in junkyard taht she calles her worshop she would find food left for her by her mother.That would make Thyrellas think that if something is delicious it doesnā€™t have to look all that flashy

Would you like some conjured water with your conjured pies? Or are you happy from the conjured lollipop from before?

Remember to save some space for the conjured cake dessert.

A knuckle sandwich. Freakinā€™ gnomesā€¦ * incoherent grumbling *

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Ughā€¦ some table scraps I supose
At the moment we need toā€¦ tolerate House Duskmereā€™s ā€œFel-Magesā€ and their little pet imps
Shoo, behave and maybe I will let you to dig thrugh the kitchenā€™s trash for some food

War rations.
Not for any particular reason, other than Thion being unwilling to learn how to cook, so if he needed to feed someone, heā€™d just order that.

Fish!
ā€¦caught from Stormwind Canals, and raw too, assuming Tyreathion will nicely grill it or something!
Eth canā€™t afford anything else, sadly for Tyreathion.
ā€œItā€™s good, trust me. Ignore the smell.ā€

Poor thing
You mist be starving
Come let me offer you a lavish suramar feast in my estate
But if something dissapear after your ā€œvisitā€, you will have a chance to explore a cell in our dungeon, an entertaning tour in the torture chamber, and will have nice view to the sea, when the guards put your head on a spikeā€¦

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A mixture of what was the best during the Empire with few novelties that I consider worthy of adding to my menu.

Living baby octopuses with calms as starter. Crane with cranberries and Azshari salad. Top it all with wine straight from the cellar of our former monarch.

A green apple.

ā€œUmmā€¦ I honestly have no clue. no idea what Night Elves eat. Maybe a salad? With some good dressing? Oh! Also, I donā€™t expect him to eat it but a book on the common languageā€™s grammar would help hisā€¦ wellā€¦ grammar. Actually, maybe he will eat it? Hopefully he still gains the bookā€™s wisdom, stillā€¦ Wait what were we talking about?ā€

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A nice talbuk stake with some mushroom souce
With maching wine

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A kaldorei take on the popular human dish of steak with horseradish sauce with such a kick itā€™s bound to knock some sense into her!

Slightly overcooked boar ribs and an apology. Roessler is much better at killing a boar than he is in turning the beast into a delicious meal. Itā€™s edible but itā€™s nothing special at all, plus he probably went too easy on the seasoning.

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Would offer him a burned beef, because Human scum!

A chill pill.

Deep fried murloc

A feast, fitting for a Warrior, whos name was carved in to the walls of the Halls of Honor by Odyn himself!