Retri: they bookmark motivational western culture videos made by fake internet historians
Prot: they always mean well and they always tell the truth, even when it earns them the hate of their peers
Holy: they have multidimensional brains and at least some of them are waiting for their egg to crack
Holy/Disc: they are flooding the guild discord with photos or their pets and food
Shadow: probably microwave their tea, they eat nutella straight from the jar with a tablespoon
Outlaw: fun at parties, they don’t give a damn
Assassination: pretty insecure, but they’re compensating with so much commitment that it’s quite cute actually. They’ll say things like “let me turn my screen on then” if you point out their low dps
Subtlety: whatever the matter, they disagree
Horde: they’ll give you a lift 2 hours away no questions asked while humming to their sister’s playlist
Alliance: they read Eragon once a year and still cry every time
MM: they wait for guests to leave so they can crawl out and eat the leftover snacks
BM: they probably enjoyed Gilmore Girls
Surv: they love celtic punk, smoke weed, probably went to a few student rallies back in high school
Pretty anxious, but somehow manage to enjoy their moment in the spotlight
They own at least three funko pops and they never read chat, table pls
They have at least four 2D girlfriends, they’re still playing from an HDD and they leave a mess when they shower
Brewmaster/Windwalker: they teach in high-school and all their students love them
Mistweaver: they also own Warcraft-themed cushions and plushies, and they probably watch all Nobbel’s videos from start to finish at 0.5 speed
In PvP: helpful and reliable, sometimes a bit blunt but let’s be real, you deserved it
In PvE: they stay silent because if they didn’t they’d get banned
Blood: helpful and reliable, but they’re also the kind of people who will get on the same mount you’re on just to show you they have it as well
Frost: they actually believe Arthas did nothing wrong
Unholy: they give me exactly zero vibes
Vengeance: they’re always a bit grumpy because they expect people to compliment their mog and their sick UI, but nobody ever does it
Havoc: they enter keys precisely to leave them, their sick UI breaks every 5 minutes and they probably have an entire action bar exclusively for macroed insults