“Did someone say Bard?”
Teknetia pulls out a guitar.
“This is a love song I made for the Lord Admiral.”
“I met her in a pub down in old Boralus
Where you drink ale and it tastes just like Kaja-Cola,
K-A-J-A … .Cola.”
Teknetia continues playing despite boos and general contempt from the crowd
“She walked up to me and she asked me to dance,
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said”
Teknetia begins singing
“Jaina! J-A-I-N-A, Jaina! Ba-ba-ba-dum-ba-dum-bum!”
OOC: I hope someone gets this reference.