What your WoW race says about you in short

Remember this is a bit of fun, it’s also the weekend :tada:

Human - You lack creativity but more of a realist, so you go for the obvious choice. You just want to get stuck in and play the game and can make good leaders because of your realistic mindset, but some can also be some of the worst players the game has ever seen.
You probably work a generic office job like business admin, call center or sales rep.

Dwarf - You have a stocky build irl, and love a laugh and maybe a drink too. You can be serious when the time for it is needed, you probably do a lot of manual work.

Gnome - You have a fondness for science\ engineering and these are the careers you try to aim for if you’re not already in them. You see yourself as being a underestimated genius

Night elf - You love the concept of nature and animals but you rarely get out the house, you’re not a big fan of other people, you’re not that eco friendly either.

Draenei - You’re a little weird probably own something to do with star wars or star trek. Sci fi geek.

Worgen - OwO

Void elf - You wanted to be a High elf but this is the closest thing you got. You also like to portray yourself as a little bit edgy at times, but not all the time as you can be judgemental too of others.

Dark iron - Metalhead, hits the gym hard, if not you definitely have a no pain, no gain mentality. Eats their coffee and drinks their eggs. Sleeps on wooden boards to feel that solidness against their back.
Basically anything someone does, you’d do it the more hardcore way.
You too much like dwarves probably work the more manual jobs out there.

Kul Tiran - You’re a bit beefy but you’re also tall. You have a undying love for pirates or food in general. You’re strong af.

Orc - You have a short fuse, you slam your face against the keyboard when to secure the kill in pvp against someone you don’t like.
You perceive yourself to be a alpha of your gender and let everyone know about it, you’re not afraid to tell people how it is. In leadership positions you are that slave driving boss.

Troll - You might be a stoner, if not are open to it. You definitely have tons of swag. Chill to be around, laid back. Cool kid at the party who dgaf.

Tauren - You’re a wise person, who people like to have around. A natural leader, very supportive.

Undead - You’re edgy, you listen to metal, rock and punk. You were the outcast in school, but you liked that, you have you own click of friends and that’s all you need.

Blood elf - Very judgemental of everyone else. You have big ambitions, always striving for perfection. You know yourself and what you want out of life.

Goblin - You’re sassy, a bit of a jokester. You don’t take much in life too seriously, have an obnoxious laugh.
Much like gnomes you like careers in engineering but like to think outside the box.

Mag’har orc - You’re very much like the Green skins but slightly more chilled, you do perceive yourself to be an alpha but don’t shove it down people’s throats.

Nightbourne - You are a bit of a snob who goes to wine tasting parties or at the very least like the idea of them. Love expensive Jewellery, eats cheese and crackers.

Zandalari - You used to be that cool kid but you grew up into a more serious person but still want people to know you used to be cool.

Vulpera - OwO

Pandaren - You act happy and bubbly on the outside but really you’re the biggest troll in the game, you relish in the moment when you have beaten someone in PvP or PvE and all you can do is call people out about how a panda is better than them.
You most likely watch anime and own a waufi in your home.

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Objection!

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/e Rubus looks up at your guild’s name

Oh no, I feel attacked.

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Aye, agreed 100% with you.

Human - I value efficiency so only the 10% reputation buff will do. In real life I always use the best tools for every job valuing function over form every time.

Dwarf - I know the truth… The alliance really does have the best racials!

Gnome - I like cute things.

Night elf - Elfs are cute. Nothing but an elf will do. Why does the horde have better elves? Lemme have a free race change to void elf!

Draenei - Yrel was cute in Wod. Why doesn’t my character look like Yrel?

Worgen - It was a great idea at the time! Please can I have a free race change?

Void elf - Finally I can play a cute elf on the Alliance!

Dark iron - Damn I always knew the Alliance had the best racials but this takes the biscuit. Please don’t let the devs find out. I don’t wanna be nerfed!

Kul Tiran - Finally I can have a character that vaguely resembles me - at a distance.

Light Forged Draenei - Yrel was cute in wod, and damn the Alliance have the best racials.

Mechagnome - This seemed really cute after 3 pints of beer. Can I have a free race change please? Ohh my head hurts!

Orc - I’m a real gamer - none of that cutsey anime stuff for me!

Troll - I wanna play a [Druid/priest] why can’t I choose orc?

Tauren - I wanna play a paladin but Belfs are for weebs.

Undead - Sylvanas is the best - and the undercity is cool. Thank goodness I can zoom out from my char

Blood elf - I really prefer the Alliance but this is the only way I can find ppl for those mahoosive keys.

Goblin - Ohh I can join a horde guild and be kinda cute.

High mountain Tauren - I was bored of Tauren. Turns out moose antlers really aren’t as interesting as I thought they would be!

Mag’har orc - Finally I can be a proper gamer and stand upright at the same time!

Nightbourne - Suramar was the best zone ever and Thryissa is awesome. Why doesn’t my char look like Thyrissa?

Zandalari - Talanji is the hordes true ruler!

Vulpera - If I could find groups in the alliance I’d be human - having a portable hearth is the only practical option for the horde

Pandaren - I like anime. Sorry guys I rolled off the platform again!

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XD

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Any horde race: “I’m an actual adult, screw those kiddy Alliance players lol”

Me with an interesting and well-paying job, amazing wife, and 12 Alliance female toons: “I just want to look at normal buttocks when playing the game, the hell are these so-called adults talking about?”

That’s how it was 10-14 years ago on my realm anyway.

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Oof…

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Do you mean Woof?

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Agree on that xD

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Ooooookay.

You got me there.

LLAP \//_

When did eating cheese and crackers become a bad thing?

https://tenor.com/view/wallace-and-gromit-gif-24562389

You got it right except for the job part you were close though so i respect that :joy:.

This Is also accurate for me haha :laughing: are you a prophet?.

Sadly this is completely not me :cry:
I dislike Sci-fi intensely, have never watched star trek though may have watched the first star wars in my cinema going days. I guess the closest I’ve got is Firefly.
(Though I may be a little weird)

Human - You like Jaina/Arthas/Varian/Uther.

Dwarf - You like Muradin.

Gnome - You like Chromie.

Night elf - You like Tyrande/Illidan/Malfurion.

Draenei - You like Yrel.

Worgen - You like Greymane.

Void elf - You like Alleria.

Lightforged Draenei - You like Yrel even after what they did to her in the Mag’har recruitment chain.

Dark iron - You’re secretly a Twilight Hammer agent.

Kul Tiran - You really like using Haymaker.

Mechagnome - You actually like gnomes.

Orc - You like Thrall (ew).

Troll - You like Zul’jin/Vol’jin.

Tauren - You like Cairne/Baine I guess.

Undead - You like dead Sylvanas.

Blood elf - You like Kael’thas/Valeera/alive Sylvanas.

Goblin - You think goblins are funny. Also possibly like Gazlowe.

Nightbourne - You like Thalyssra.

Highmountain Tauren - You like… moose horns. (I don’t know really, what is there to like about them?)

Mag’har orc - You like Garrosh.

Zandalari - You like Talanji I guess.

Vulpera - You like furry goblins.

Pandaren - You either like Kung Fu Panda and/or really like Chen.

This list is in no way biased.

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Blood elf:. Didn’t have any other bloody (hehe) choice back then in wotlk when i changed to horde.

Are you spying on me irl?

No I do not, I will remember our one and only true Queen, Elisande.

Common, you drink wine with cheese.

A garlic, olive oil fried bread can be considered a cracker too, so it goes with wine very good. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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