”Oh, man. The struggle between the artistic integrity and the humping, pumping action continues unabated.”
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Goldshire inn, the alliance soldiers factory.
anybody who goes there for that has none of this.
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Either that or they’re blocked on Tindr for replying to too many potential partners with “oh why can’t you be pixellated! Your skin is real? I’m scared…”
Create human males with a bald head but long hair on the sides, a beard, remove gear and apply a torch, its time to burn this corrupt inn down.
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There is a guy that tries to do that every Halloween but we always stop him for candy…
Maybe he is actually the good guy?!?! 
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" WHEN YOU GET INTO GOLDSHIRE ERP AS A WELL-RESPECTED ROLEPLAYER"
I’m pretty sure you case to be a well-respected Rolepalyer when you get into the Goldshire Erp thing…
Its kinda the equivalent of a Watergate
And no truning back… when you are busted red handed (usually elbow-deep in a futa Draenei’s panties ) you might as well creat a new account for yourself bacause all the bridges are burning behind you and forever marked as Erp-er… worse, a Goldshire Erp-er (an Erp-er could crawl back and leave behind that stain on his past, but a Goldshire Erp-er? Its game over man, game over!)
none has escaped from goldshire alive
Actually its not about what they do in whispers; obviously you don’'t see that.
But when they doing it publicly (not hiding in a basement or forest or cave) emote it very garphically, naked (as naked as you could get in WoW) and not really whispering to each other but lodly… or when those whispers are aimed to you, THEN you for some reason start to care 
Well, yeah
It’s just smoke and mirror
The general illusion to fool yourself, you’ve done something
You really can’t - can’t stop the usage abusive language, racism, fobia of any kind involving gender/race/sex; general harassment, nor the Erp, but in case of the Erp-ers you at least be a larger Erp-hater community and delude yourself you will acomplish something
In this case - staying on the topic - aim all that pent up frustration against the well-respected roleplayer who made one “fatal” mistake and got in ti the Goldshire Erp
The alternative would be to accept: nothintg will change and all these things are part of the life. But we are here to avoid life and reality
“I’m sorry citizen, we’re going to have to stop you there and revoke your understanding of what ‘artistic integrity’ means”
There are very few reasons to go to Goldshire for any Roleplayer. Some Horde like ganking people they can find there engaging in naughtiness, and it is God’s work they do. Every month there is the unfortunate time when you have to go there to get to Darkmoon Faire if on Alliance, though fortunately far enough away that you are not scarred by what they say.
Sometimes it can be roleplayers going there specifically to report every ERP’er that they see, and in this, like their Horde Brethen it is good and cleanly work that they are doing.
Then the least fortunate of this unhappy crew, those poor misfortunates who have just rolled a new human character and are trying to actually just level through Elwynn, where Goldshire is the major Quest hub.
There’s be a lot more half Kaldorei half Draenei in the Alliance armies if that were the case…Thankfully such abomination has not yet been seen.
I never thought of it that way. I am Sorry, Headless Horseman, no more shall I stand in your path of your holy, necessary task of cleansing that den of wickedness and lack of imagination…
Besides, I already got your horse, so ner…
Mainly because they don’t, but are quite blatant in /say /yell and /emote, and sometimes whisper people out of the blue giving them graphic descriptions of what their character would like to do to them, some of whom are minors. (Yes I know this happens, I have seen it happen to a cousin of mine who was at the time a minor, on her screen).
Just a reminder, that is actually a criminal offence in every EU country, exposing minors to such suggestions online, and would get you some very special jail time…
You can’t do that though. You can’t go “Burning someone’s house down is bad, sure, but so what, Some people get Mugged! Thats more common!”
Well yeah, sure it is, but -both- are criminal acts, but just different criminal acts, RP Disruption is all too common, as the world has indeed no shortage of idiots without imagination, Public ERP however is still all too common, and in some cases -is- committing an actual criminal offence. Both are bad, and both should be punished.
Bashing on ERP doesn’t mean you don’t care about Disruption, or vice versa, in fact the people who generally are annoyed by this (So like, the people the server was designed for) are generally going to be annoyed at -both-.
I’m also not sure how someone can mistakenly get involved in Goldshire either?
I mean it is widely known that AD hates it, it is widely known that a lot of off realmers head there for their …proclivities, how on earth would you be a Roleplayer and unaware of that cesspool?
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One does not simply walk out of Goldshire unscarred.
Have you seen stag party in Goldshire? You prefer Deer or Doe from our stables? 
I’d personally prefer that the entire town was Mana Bombed into Oblivion to be brutally honest 
Well. They made an entire zone a RP no-go with their actions. Their suggestive TRPs can also be seen by everyone. It’s hardly a private thing that happens only in whispers away from the public eye.
I agree. Following the Josh/Method fiasco and the endless posts on this subject, another poster made a thread and asked what I am sure a lot of people were thinking, what about Goldshire AD? The thread was swiftly shut down with the advice that any inappropriate chat or content in public channels should be reported in game!!!
Does this indicate that there have never been reports about ERP in Goldshire? If there has been reports, why does the problem persist? If Blizzard are taking the appropriate actions, surely this would no longer be an issue of concern?
Is not the ‘lack of action’ attributed to Method Managment similar to the lack of action from Blizzard in allowing this to go on so long? Or are we saying there is no danger that minors may be subjected to sexual harassment or even grooming within this environment?
I think we will see a clean up soon, not straight away as the ‘Blizzard brand’ needs to be protected and they would not want to be seen reacting to this only as a result of the current outcry, but yes something done quietly and in the background I imagine.
I guess my post will be flagged pretty soon and I suspect that I will receive a ban, but I believe that Blizzard needs to realise that you can’t keep silencing threads/people to cover up your lack of action and doing so does nothing for your image or the values you profess to maintain.
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How did I know the OP was on Argent Dawn, please go back to the realm forums with this.
Just so you know, Doing ERP when others can see it is against the rules.
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One time my friend and I made 2 males, one kultiran one human, stripped them naked in cathedral square and just stood there. We got about 20-30 whispers in 5 minutes.
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There’s been cases of Blizzard not caring about the indecent content in RP addon profiles. Not all GMs seem to know that TRP content is bannable (and yes, it is).
Nice to see you’re again missing the point of that explict chat content like that isn’t even allowed in the game, and it’s kinda fishy that you have continously tried to support adult-oriented activities on a 12+ platform.
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