Why did you divorce 💔 the poster above you?

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He ate all of my food…

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She stole my felweed stash, thinking it was bamboo of sorts! :herb:

Sorry… this won’t work… :sob:

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I married her because I thought she was always high on life, but I had to divorce her because it turned out to be something else :eyes:

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Divorced him why? No reason, I just wanted to, I’m that kind of gal…

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I divorced you because of the misfitting weapon, because I’m that kind of elf maiden.

Dunkiee looks at Soulclaimer’s sethrak themed staff, clearly disgusted as she compares it to the huntress’ dark armor.

I’m at a loss of words… next! :cry:

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I found out her dirty secret
Long story short? We parted ways
Then with broken heart I had to hunt her down, torture her and toss her out the Vindicaar’s airlock
In the name of the Light
Of course
Nothing personal

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You always dream about a forbidden love story, Romeo and Juliet style and then the reality hits you and all her friends and family hate you just because you like to spend your saturday summoning beings from the great beyond.

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I have noticed the little horse-icon in her TRP’s first glance… :expressionless:
No wonder she wanted to turn off the light during our honeymoon

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You request has my seal of approval

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She wanted to become a Homemade Milk & Cheese Vendor
But no one could beat Kurd Butterhoof out of the business
I tried to warn her…
Ultimately our relationship suffered her dreams and my lack of faith in her and support
It was my fault :broken_heart:

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I wanted some goat milk for my cereal but she said no! :milk_glass:

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Not enough cuddlin’

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Tiny little girl beard

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I had to live with it for seventy years, until it was enough! He has a beard of a ten year old woman.

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He cared about his beard more than he cared about the relationship. :angry:

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She was a little bit cold and she was always throwing shade at me.

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Wouldn’t take his goggles off in bed.

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She did not want ma voodoo love meaning I be putting anota demon in her body, and make love wit her dat way, ya ya, some call it possession I call it love mon, It be just 20 minutes mon.

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I don’t know if it was on purpose but now you’re the third one complaining I wouldn’t take whatever headwear off in bed :laughing: Yes, I’m counting at this point.

(skip me)

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I failed ta stay away from da voodoo. And now…

I had to make this move… sorry… :cry: