The crown and the random tentacles she summoned were deal breakers
Mostly the crown
God, her fashion sense is non-existant
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Had hairy beaver.
Kept nagging me to shave.
Do you know how weird that looks?
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When you are walking down the street and you get looks by people who you know are laughing hysterically and saying āOh the redhead is gorgeous but why is she holding hands with a walking teddy bear with a sundial on itās head?ā
had to be done frankly.
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i baked her a cake on her b day and gave her it and she just slamed it in my face i spent hrs just decorating it ā¦
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He is the worst kind of Warlock
One that shortens his words, reducing them to mere letters!
But the main reason, he thought Iāam a Manāari and tried to subjugate me!
I wanted an open relationshipās possibilities. You know, hook 2 void elves, a hooman and even a kaldorei in Goldshire, then return back home and finish the day off with a quick round with Zymara without remorse she might dislike my way of lifeā¦ live fast, die young!
Less is more, even in relationships! Mark my words. 
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i divorced because i wanted a wife that had not been touched by a bunch of gross men who didnāt deserve her before me 
cough used cough
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I had to divorce him because thereās only so much 80s pop music I can take.
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Heād keep his engineer goggles on, even in bed!
Thus we couldnāt see eye to eyeā¦ 
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to sexy keeps distrakting me. I polymorfed a friend to a sheep instead of the enemy when i kept looking at her.
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The tentacles seemed to bother her. Well I am not getting rid of them, so that left one option.
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she created a void in my heart 
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Why do GD posters seem to have a problem with me wearing stuff to bed? 
On a side note, I do like to wear sunglasses a lot irl to the point of sometimes being told to put them off so that they can see my eyes soā¦ pretty accurate 
(Skip me)
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It was all good untill she confessed, she was part of the Blood Elven team that sabotaged the Exodar and she is too responsible for us crashlanded on this misrable planet!
The fact, she died trying to kill us not really helped her case
Love canāt conquer all 
When she gets excited and kicks you out the bedā¦
Those hooves manā¦ Disembowelment aināt pretty, I know, I asked her ex.
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She was a fabulous heartclaimer, marrying her was a no brainer. Literally. I had to leave my brain elsewhere, because she was the unfaithful one I couldnāt 
it anymore and divorced her 
(But I still keep one of her red hair with me. Iām romantic like that. I also like cheese.)
I have a use for that red hair - just let me get my spellbook, doll and pinsā¦
I see you also got your heart broken. Hereās some cheese 
He wouldinĀ“t share hes food with me, i didint let him eat mine, but i am big boned, i need those calories.
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