Things were fine. I never thought I would marry someone like her, but you know how it is. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Fast forward to a few weeks ago and she comes home undead! Yes - a living corpse! Red eyes, pasty skin, happy as you like to work out new transmogs to vibe with her new self.
So like, I had to drop that relationship like a draenei dimension-ship.
It was a bit embarassing⌠I thought I cought a Manâari Eredar to Enslave Subjugate⌠and letâs say, the honeymoon wasnât that sweet 
I thought that having a âpetâ would be great, but the thing requires a lot more attention than I bargained for, taking away precious âmeâ time.
Azula told me that my dress was the pinnacle of fashion⌠10,000 years ago. 
It is⌠complicated
It was nice while it lasted, but her fascination for the Felborne eventually doomed our fragile relationship
Not to mention, her dresses were the pinnacle of fashion⌠10,000 years ago
Night elves?
chuckles
More like country elves, they live in trees, sleep in dens sometimes⌠even grow antlers.
Theyâre not cut out for life in a REAL city!
I divorced her just to marry her better
'cause
why the hell not 
Divorced you when I found out you wanted better and you received better but you just turned out to be inferior.
picks up mirror
Ahhhh you gorgeous thing youâŚ
I loved her, her beautiful red hair, but she said she wanted all Night elves to leave Stormwind! So i did! Cruel woman. 
Bruh, A wrong thread
I keep seeing âWhy did youâ with short thread names I read, but the only thread I see is Divorce instead of Marry
So she removed anyway
He wanted to use me to obtain Suramar citizenship, as he could not return to his village.
she was terrible at playing musical instruments despite having 10000 years to pratice
She confiscated all my musical instruments so that I would spend more time with her.
Bad move.
Apparently, âmind control isnât a constructive means to get the dishes done.â
Apparently, I was dominated with mind control so she could marry a more lovely elf female. I mean⌠lively.
The hunter became the huntedâŚ
Every argument ended in him vanishing and trying to sneak away
Every time I had to summon something to track him down and drag him back
Eventually it became obvious I will not work between us
The poisoned dagger in my back was a giveaway
Now we are enemies
This⌠weasel sent their Imp to break it off instead of doing it themselves! What sort of lowlife breaks off a long lasting relationship just to marry their succubus?!
He didinât appreciate my lovely hair, i went from the salon and he didinât even notice the few hairs the barber had cut off! 
cos they are wearing a furry suit