Why Did You Marry The Poster Above You šŸ’Œ

Well itā€™s hard to turn down such beautiful lavender skin. Sure sheā€™s a warlock, but at the end of the day you know how the saying goes.

A draenei in the streets, an eredar in the sheets.

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He has hooves, I have hooves.
I have braids, he has tentacles.

In a lot of ways we are a perfect match :blush:

But when we tap dance together, that is when magic happens - the clippity-cloppety when we dance is what brought us together :dancer: :man_dancing: :sparkles:

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Sounds like a good enough reason to get married to me.

We even both have horns too!

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She is a cute space goat
Iā€™m a celever little fox
We were made for each other!

Because weā€™ve got matching eye patches :3

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Her blue eye matches my text and she tamed my heart :blue_heart:

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I married them for TL3 and the coordinates for the hidden TL5 cow level.

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I tought she is a very tall Vulpera, from our fabled ā€œKitsuneā€ branch that somehow wandered to Pandaria before the whole Elves-blowed-up-the-world thing and just shy hiding behind that hat, mask and allā€¦
Well immagine my surprise at the honeymoon when she undressedā€¦
Was a pleasant surprsie tho and we are happy together :heart:

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Just look at him !!so incredibly cute :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Eh we bouth hate legion ? we bouth have horns ?

I wanted to get close to the Sunwellā€¦ for research purposes.

cackles maniacally

She is as lovely and beautiful as crazy

It was forbidden love, and that is always ever so sweet. A union of Alliance and Horde.

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when you see someone has locked AP at 37.Ā­. :Ā­)

forrr the plebs around, this is a math joke ;d

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Because no one laughs at Cheiniiā€™s jokes, but I find them kinda cute x :slight_smile:

Because two lvl 14ā€™s make for good company, even tho heā€™d stomp me and punt me I like flying

Get Draenor back up pretypls

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I was tricked
The bride was he and two of his palls in a worg skin costume

I have a weakness for cold blue Eyes. Our love is eternal!

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When i saw she was a hunter, i couldnā€™t help myself and pledged myself to her!

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Her family showed up with shotguns. I had no choice.

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