Why Did You Marry The Poster Above You 💌

[Twiluna-argent-dawn]

Well since no one is above me (hehe) i have married the forum, because damn it acts liek a crazy person xD

[Faerhys-steamwheedle-cartel]

We had so much in common, the same fashion sense. Shame she then left me because of it…

[Polyzor-tarren-mill]

Those blue glowing eyes drew me in.

Then I realized the blue WASN’T necromantic energy, filing for divorce now.

[Ceranity-terenas]

I married Polyzor because I like a real man with a Cutting Edge

[Schmusedecke-alleria]

those heel toes were irresistable.

[Hexelyion-aggramar (Hexelyion)]

There was something about those whispers…

[Dhobban-argent-dawn]

He said he’d get me a dog

[Amaregosa-draenor]

She is cold I like cold Seems a match made in heaven

[Amalthèa-argent-dawn]

shes a dragon, i like em thicc

[Alagondar-bloodhoof (Alagondar)]

I cant resist a woman with pointy ears

[Schmusedecke-alleria]

i dont care much about looks but Alagondar is very precious.

[Dhobban-argent-dawn]

I’m a sucker for a good looking mog that matches so I popped on my knee the second we met, never mind I was on my knee to summon a ghoul but hey, we’re happy now

[Schmusedecke-alleria]

a potential partner on their knees? how could i refuse! love at first sight.

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skip me

[Nefaryas-aerie-peak (Nefaryas)]

For the cats, I needed to cuddle all the cats and drive the cat car with the cat seats!

Also there was a pizza wedding cake

[Podruge-lightbringer]

i was licking her monocle until she agreed

[Hafthor-bronze-dragonflight (Hafthor)]

I must have been completely smashed drunk to marry an alliance elf

[Dhobban-argent-dawn]

Green is my favorite color and have you seen those arms!?

[Alewín-argent-dawn]

Keeps me cool at night.

[Sinaaki-argent-dawn]

I have no idea, must have been something in her noodle soup!

[Serenå-argent-dawn]

Our first date was at the cinema, she made popcorns from home…I just fell in love.